Tuesday, December 09, 2008

"Fire Those Fuckers"

According to the criminal complaint, "United States of America v. Rod R. Blagojevich and John Harris," if (soon to be former) Illinois Governor Blagojevich were ever to be interviewed by James Lipton on Inside the Actors Studio and was asked, "What's your favorite curse word?," Rod's answer would undoubtedly be, "Fuck!"

Check out these highlights from Rod's wiretapped conversations (compiled by Novid Parsi on the Time Out Chicago blog). Gov. Blagojevich said...

"If they don’t perform, fuck ’em."

"It’s a political fuckin’ operation in there."

"Fire those fuckers."

"Fire all those fucking people.
Get ’em
the fuck out of there."

(The Senate seat) “is a fucking valuable thing."

"I’ve got this thing, and it’s fucking golden,
and, uh, uh, I’m just not giving it up
for fuckin’ nothing."

"…before I just give fucking [Senate Candidate 1]
a fucking Senate seatand I don’t get anything."

"If they feel like they can do this and not fucking give me anything…
then I’ll fucking go [Senate Candidate 5]."

And my personal favorite (because it's so completely anti-Southern)...

"They’re not willing to give me anything except appreciation.
Fuck them."

Nice, Blago. Real fuckin' nice.

And as if all of that doesn't tell you that Rod is a complete sleaze, here's what he had to say about President-elect Barack Obama...

Fuck him.… Fuck him.”

Oh, Rod. Very soon, you're not going to be fucking anybody anymore. Soon, Sir, it will be time for YOU to get fucked. Hard and deep. Without lube. And your name will be, "Bitch."

As my father says, "Paybacks are motherfuckers."


Michael said...

I smell a FYYFFie.......fucker.

Aaron said...

That isn't a FYYFIE you're smelling, Michael. It's flopsweat.

But please post one anyway! Because it comes from the same general anatomic region.

philip said...

In the movie, Blogo will be played by Alan Rickman, and he'll end every declaration with "And call off Christmas!"

Aaron said...

And this morning, we're hearing that his wife, Patty Melt Blagojevich, was heard on the tapes in the background, saying "Hold up that fucking Cubs shit. Fuck them," in regards to the Tribune's sale of the Cubs.

Yep. That was Illinois' First Lady. They really need to create a new title for her (like First Gang Moll or something--she and Tura-Lura-Lynn Ryan should have lots to talk about).

cb said...

Reminds me of Planes trains and automobiles where after Steve completely drips tje F bomb a million times and then the car rental lady says "you're fucked. "

He should be fucked just for the hair alone!

Mark in DE said...

I hope he's prosecuted and sentenced to the fullest extent of the law. People like him make people lose confidence in elected officials.