On this Fratboy Friday before Christmas, remember that Santa Claus is watching you ("He's everywhere! He's everywhere!")...
BOYS IN CAPS
He sees you when you're sleeping...
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SAGGERS
He knows when you're awake...
(Oh, good morning, Ryan. Merry Christmas.)
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MOONERS
He knows if you've been bad or good...
(Hey, Santa's grabbing the guy's moon. It counts, it counts...)
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DAMN, I WAS DRUNK LAST NIGHT
So be good...
And maybe Santa will bring you the elf on the far left.
(Hello, Gun Show!)
Happy Holidays, everyone!
3 comments:
Santa grabbing that guy's ass reminds of the time that guy pinched Mr. Winkie at the urinals at The North End...
Great collection. Normally I hate those hats.
(btw no E at the end of Santa Claus)
Santa might bring me the one on the left? A mean looking guy with tats...Ick...why would I ever...
Ha! I can't even type it without laughing.
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