On this Fratboy Friday before Christmas, remember that Santa Claus is watching you ("He's everywhere! He's everywhere!")...
BOYS IN CAPS
He sees you when you're sleeping...
He knows when you're awake...
(Oh, good morning, Ryan. Merry Christmas.)
He knows if you've been bad or good...
(Hey, Santa's grabbing the guy's moon. It counts, it counts...)
DAMN, I WAS DRUNK LAST NIGHT
So be good...
And maybe Santa will bring you the elf on the far left.
(Hello, Gun Show!)
Happy Holidays, everyone!