Tuesday, March 25, 2008

TMI Tuesday

A very sexy TMI Tuesday.

1. Stubble... good or bad? How often do you shave?

Stubble is good. Especially when it's rubbed between your cheeks. And yes, I mean between "those" cheeks.

Trust me. Try it. Soon. Like tonight.

I shave every morning. I don't think I can pull off the scruffy look.

2. If someone shoves you up against a wall while kissing you, your reaction is?

My Reaction: "Fuck Yes! I got me a live one here!!!"

3. Did you ever own a fake ID?

Nope, but my friend Scot did purchase a "Membership Card" in my name at Knoxville's gay bar, The Carousel II.

It was his gift to me for my high school graduation and even though every doorman and bartender knew I was 18 years old, with that membership card, no one would ask for my ID AND I got a discount on the cover charge and on drinks.

What do you call an eighteen year old in a gay bar who can buy everyone cheap drinks?


4. Have you ever played a game which may require you or others to disrobe?

Nope, but a boy in Atlanta dared me to go into the bathroom stall of the restaurant we were in and take off all of my clothes. I basically said, "You're on, fucker! Give me 2 minutes and then go to the men's room"

He did and there I was naked as the day I was born and he gave me a little gift for going through with his dare.

Actually it was more of a job than a gift, but I enjoyed it nonetheless.

5. Have you ever had sex in the snow? Rain?

In the snow? No. Too much shrinkage in the cold.

In the rain? Hell to the Yeah! A little lightning, some thunder and I'm all for a little somethin' somethin' in the rain.

Sure, you might get electrocuted, but that's the fun of it.

Bonus (as in optional): Tell us about your last boyfriend/girlfriend?

Take a Fat Skinny Guy and combine the morals of Dick Cheney, the mental stability of Britney Spears and the voice of Steve Urkel crossed with Rip Taylor's fagginess and you've got a vague idea of the Hell I willingly put myself through for over two years.

Believe it or not, the sex was good, though.

If only he hadn't been so generous with his ass to the entire northside of Chicago, maybe we wouldn've made it.

One never knows...


Aaron said...

1. Stubble GOOD--esp. on dark- or grey-haired guys (it feels good on your lips, too!)

2. I usually throw one leg around them (since I'm up against the wall, I don't need both feet to prop myself up).

3. No, but I did get picture of myself in a sheriff's hat and badge once at the fair when I was nine.

4. No. That would effectively clear the room (and I can't win any money by myself).

5. No, although I've done it indoors when it was raining outside...

Bonus: He only took five minutes to inflate. :-)

Bunny said...

From this description, I think I know your ex - does he visit Saugatuck in the summers?

Definitely agree on #1. Some of the other girls aren't so much into the stubble, but a soft warm tongue surrounded by manly stubble is very hot to me, especially in the area you specified ;-)

Happy TMI!

Anonymous said...

Shoved against a wall? I'll take two!

I Smile 2 Much said...

LUV your #2!!

but frickin YIKES on your bonus question. ; 0 that's QUITE the visual i'm havin now. and his voice? r u serious? that sounds frightening (lol) ; )

happy tmi 2 ya!! i think you're hilarious & i luv it!

Amorous Rocker said...

Yes. Stubble is good. =) LOL @ #2. That made my juice go up my nose, lol. Happy TMI!

Project Christopher said...

LOVE it! Fat skinny boy? Is that possible?? Oh yeah, see the pic. In some parts of the world they call that having worms....

You never cease to amaze me Mr. R!

Love ya!

by the way.. .props out to our mutual fab reader/commenters Bunny and I smile 2 much! what fun folks eh?

Polt said...

Loved the answers, although I think your one quote was a bit off. It should have just read:

"What do you call an 18 year old in a gay bar? Popular!"

Whether he's buying drinks or not, ya know? :)


Anonymous said...

Happy TMI Tuesday.

RAD Homo said...

Bbeing shoved against a wall and getting stubble rubbed is always a hot time if you ask me!

Anatomicsd said...

18? Now THAT's precocious.

I just know I've got a public bathroom stall around here someplace...

cb said...

I don't think ANYONE has ever pushed me up against a wall and made out with me...

Mark in DE said...

I heart stubble. Love the way it feels on my neck.

Mark :-)

Shirley Heezgay! said...

i've only ever been slammed up against a wall twice. the first time was totally hot.

the second time, it knocked over someone's beer off a speaker and poured all over me.

Aaron said...

CB: Then don't you think it's about time someone did? :-)