A very sexy TMI Tuesday.
1. Stubble... good or bad? How often do you shave?
Stubble is good. Especially when it's rubbed between your cheeks. And yes, I mean between "those" cheeks.
Trust me. Try it. Soon. Like tonight.
I shave every morning. I don't think I can pull off the scruffy look.
2. If someone shoves you up against a wall while kissing you, your reaction is?
My Reaction: "Fuck Yes! I got me a live one here!!!"
3. Did you ever own a fake ID?
Nope, but my friend Scot did purchase a "Membership Card" in my name at Knoxville's gay bar, The Carousel II.
It was his gift to me for my high school graduation and even though every doorman and bartender knew I was 18 years old, with that membership card, no one would ask for my ID AND I got a discount on the cover charge and on drinks.
What do you call an eighteen year old in a gay bar who can buy everyone cheap drinks?
4. Have you ever played a game which may require you or others to disrobe?
Nope, but a boy in Atlanta dared me to go into the bathroom stall of the restaurant we were in and take off all of my clothes. I basically said, "You're on, fucker! Give me 2 minutes and then go to the men's room"
He did and there I was naked as the day I was born and he gave me a little gift for going through with his dare.
Actually it was more of a job than a gift, but I enjoyed it nonetheless.
5. Have you ever had sex in the snow? Rain?
In the snow? No. Too much shrinkage in the cold.
In the rain? Hell to the Yeah! A little lightning, some thunder and I'm all for a little somethin' somethin' in the rain.
Sure, you might get electrocuted, but that's the fun of it.
Bonus (as in optional): Tell us about your last boyfriend/girlfriend?
Take a Fat Skinny Guy and combine the morals of Dick Cheney, the mental stability of Britney Spears and the voice of Steve Urkel crossed with Rip Taylor's fagginess and you've got a vague idea of the Hell I willingly put myself through for over two years.
Believe it or not, the sex was good, though.
If only he hadn't been so generous with his ass to the entire northside of Chicago, maybe we wouldn've made it.
One never knows...