Tuesday, March 11, 2008

TMI Tuesday

A rather intensely sexual TMI Tuesday. I like it.

1. Is sex hotter for you when it's forbidden? Or do you get wracked with guilt and it's not enjoyable?

Of course, it's hotter when it's forbidden. That's why, when I meet any of those guys from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy or Larry Craig, I'm going to punch them in the neck, because they've given away all our secrets.

Now, if I want to get blown in a public restroom, some straight fuck is going to KNOW what my foot tapping means.

Remember the good old days when no one knew who the homosexuals were and we had sex in parks and alleys? Now, it's all double-strollers, appearances on Oprah and fighting for the right to marry.

Sex is better when it's taboo. Like Barbara Stanwyck screwing Fred MacMurray in Double Indemnity. Hot

2. Are casual sexual encounters fulfilling to you? Do you need an emotional commitment from your partner for sex to be fulfilling?

I'm a man. The thing that women need to understand about men - - gay or straight - - is that if we can't fuck it, we want to kill it. And if we can't kill it, we want to fuck it.

And usually, 15 minutes after either fucking it or killing it, we want to fuck it and/or kill it again.

So yes, casual sexual encounters are fulfilling for me. At least, for about 15 minutes.

3. Do you think that with all of the online dating sites that cater to every fetish and desire and places like craigslist that it's more difficult to make a commitment and/or stay committed to your partner?

No, I think it's making it slightly easier to find the people who are into the things you are into without having to suffer through all of those people who would pass judgment on you just because you might like to stick cucumbers up your bunghole while watching VeggieTales movies.

That said, I've almost stopped cruising online for sex because the hunt online takes so friggin' long and the person who shows up at your door is sometimes not the person who you spoke to online.

That's because the picture they sent you was taken when Roosevelt was in office. Teddy Roosevelt.

4. Have you ever joined or participated in an online dating site? If not, would you ever consider it? What about a fetish site, such as alt.com?

A dating site? No, but I should. A festish site? Hell to the yeah!

You didn't ask me which ones, though.
Care to guess?

No, it's not Manhunt. That's a dating site. Geez...

5. What is the weirdest fetish you've heard of?

A very smart, insightful man that I - - well, we didn't really date, but we had a lot of fun sex together - - taught me that, not only is it impolite to pass judgment on someone else's fetish, it's also hurtful and rude.

Who am I to say what is weird or normal? If it makes you happy and it's not hurting you and it's not hurting someone else, go for it.

And by "hurting," I mean "causing physical damage beyond what the person wants." Seriously. If you want to be spanked till everything is red, that might hurt someone else, but it probably makes you very happy.

Bonus (as in optional): The definition of 'fetish' is so vague. Do you think you have a fetish(s)? If so, do you want to share what it is? ;)

I have several. Leather, jockstraps, bondage, toys, slings, you name it, I'm probably into it.

And if you name it and I don't know what it is, extra points for you for introducing me to something new.

I always like exploring the road not taken.


Aaron said...

Being covered in mustard and licked...

Do I get extra points? :-)

Bunny said...

if we can't fuck it, we want to kill it. And if we can't kill it, we want to fuck it.

I'll try to remember that and stay on the "fuck" side, rather than the "kill" side. Mostly.

Tell me about the people who aren't what they described online! OMG, I have some stories . . .

Happy TMI!

Scooter said...

Fred MacMurray and Barbara Stanwyck....mmmm hot! When Stanwyck died (the first time)...do you know how they found her? Drowned...Face down in Veronica Lake!

cb said...

so, um... what fetish site??

Polt said...

"And if you name it and I don't know what it is, extra points for you for introducing me to something new."

Ah, a man after my own heart! :)


Anonymous said...

Oh, Stephen -- I think your answer to the bonus question is going to have a bevy of fellas falling in love (myself included).


(Now about that Veggietales and bunghole stuffing -- call me...)

Naughty Endevours said...

You're answers rock! You rock! Happy TMI

hello, my name is danny. said...

um, that was h-a-w-t! LOL

seriously stephen,

you have a great outlook on life and love. we don't need to be judging each other when so many already do it for us.

anyway, thanks for telling it how it is in such a fun way.

Sly said...

Points for introducing you to something new?

After that Veggie Tales/cucumber scenario, I think you got them all covered.


The Veggie Tales scene would be extra hot to do in a camoflage jockstrap and handcuffed to a radiator while Frankie Muniz watched and touched himself.

I'm just saying..

whimsicalnbrainpan said...


Some women are like that too ya know. :-)

Java said...

Stephen, why did you seem surprised when I linked you as someone who is a kinky fag? One only has to read your blog for a few days at most to figure this out.
Keep enjoying it, doll!

Jeff said...

I'm with you re leather and jockstraps! Great pic of the bot with the red shorts, btw!

Fr. Fozy Bear said...

Just have to say I hope you get better soon I have pretty much the same thing you do.

By the way, regarding the tall drink of water up top, I wouldnt mind getting hosed down or strangled with that annacondia, that pic gave me a lump in my throat.

Thanks and stay sweet n sexy!


*woof, growl, woof!*