BOYS IN CAPS
I have my ticket to the gun show and I would like to take my seat.
Now. Preferably on your face.
Yep, that's almost enough beer to make me look attractive to him.
Or at least to help him close his eyes and think of his girlfriend.
Insert a dropping of the soap joke here.
I said, "insert." Funny.
DAMN, I WAS SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT
Why? Well, look at Joe there in the background.
He didn't get naked, took the funnel and then pissed all over himself.
Well, he does have a yellow band on his right wrist. Maybe someone ELSE pissed on him.
Straight lads. Fun.