Saturday, March 15, 2008

Say My Name, Say My Name

This is my mother, Wanda.

Every year, my mother, my brother and I vacation in Hilton Head, SC. For a full week, you can find my mother in the middle of the ocean sporting that green visor, laying back inside that innertube.

She's always self conscious about her size. As we walk from our beach umbrella to the water, she always asks me if people are laughing at, as she says, "the fat woman in the innertube."

I'm sure there are a few who see her and giggle...

...there are hateful assholes anywhere and everywhere...

...but some men like a gal with a fuller figure.

Check out this picture I found...

Any woman who can get a man to write her name on the back of his Speedo has got it goin' on!

Atta girl, mom. Atta girl.

8 comments:

I Smile 2 Much said...

atta girl is right! ; ) luv it! your mom is ADORABLE, btw. too cute ; )

hello, my name is danny. said...

you're a good son, stephen!

i'm sure your mom loves you to bits.;-}

Lance Noe said...

GOOD ONE!

P.S. Shelly winters rock my world!

Polt said...

I'd change my name to Wanda to be with that guy!

And hey, I'd much be hanging with Rosie than Paris Hilton!

HUGS...

Stephen Rader said...

i smile 2 much - Thanks! I love her. She is something else!

danny - The feeling is mutual with me and my mom. And thanks for saying I'm a good son, sweetie. You're the best!

lance - Love me some Shelley Winters. Did I tell you that my apartment flooded the day she died. True story. How POSEIDON ADVENTURE is that?!?!?

polt - Baby, I'd give my left nut to have that man on me or in me. Well, maybe not my left one, but the right one? Sure. :)

Aaron said...

If anyone is giggling, it's because they're high or autistic. Either way, they don't warrant a whole lotta attention, ya know? Your mom's a sweetie and a cutie, and anyone who doesn't recognize that is an asshole...with an abcess!

Not that Type of Raven said...

Awwww, I know exactly how you're mom feels and why I don't wear swimsuits any more.

But you're mom is such a sweetie! I adore reading about her and you are a wonderful son!

Shelly Winters died?!? o_O

Mark in DE said...

Share my motto with your mom: "Love the skin you're in."

Mark :-)