Tuesday, March 04, 2008

TMI Tuesday

It's TMI Tuesday, y'all.

1. Under what conditions would you kiss a stranger?

The question is, under what conditions would I NOT kiss a stranger.

The answer to that is, "Pus-filled, open sores on his lips."

And even then, things are negotiable.

2. Who was the last person you sent a text message to? If you’ve never sent someone a text message, is there some reason

The last person to whom I sent a text message was Philip. I asked him which song on Dolly Parton's new cd, Backwoods Barbie, was his favorite. (Answer? Shinola)

Since I'm of that generation that knows how to text message, but doesn't really understand why one would care to text message, it shocked Philip to the core to receive a text from me.

I like to keep people guessing.

3. When was the last time you deliberately surprised someone?

See #2 above.

4. How often do walk somewhere (hopefully, other than the mailbox)?

I live in Chicago. I don't have a car. If the train or the bus can't take me there, I walk there.

This keeps my legs slightly muscular, my heart in decent shape and my attitude overly pissy when it's 12 degrees below zero outside and my penis has retreated inside my body.

5. What were the longest and shortest durations of your romantic relationships?

The longest? Two, going on three years.

The shortest? Well, when did that dude leave this morning?

Bonus (as in optional):What is missing from your life.

A boyfriend.

There, I said it. Happy? That's the news, you want the weather?


I Smile 2 Much said...

i love it when i actually get to read posts & tmi answers and i really do actually laugh OUT loud. ; ) thanks for that- i need it! and happy tmi!!! ; )

Bunny said...

LOL! We're part of the same generation - we have the technology, we know how to use it, but we're not nuts over it. I text frequently, but just because there are people I'd rather text than talk to! SO MUCH EASIER to just send a text than have a 10 minute conversation, 9 minutes and 30 seconds of which are unnecessary to transmit the information.

Happy TMI!

Naughty Endevours said...

You're adorable!

David said...

Hah! "when did that dude leave this morning?" = brilliant. I feel like we should have gossip time after reading this TMI. Like high school sleepover-style. Or maybe I'm just weird.

Stephen Rader said...

i smile - WOOHOO!!! I love that! Glad I could help you laugh!

bunny - See, I think it's easier to have the conversation than to send the text. I guess I need to work on my texting skills. :)

naughty - Thank you! You're damn sexy!!

david - No, I think you're EXACTLY right!! Or maybe we should play a little Truth Or Dare afterwards. Mmmmmm...

Polt said...

Heheh, great answers. Perhaps the dude that left this morning was such a short relationship because of the pus-filled sores on his lips.

but it's all negotiable...you make me laugh! :)

the joy said...

I think I might have to do this week's qs.

I must say I was a lil surprised you texted someone... I figure even I'm a lil too old for the txt sometimes.

Michael said...

Bonus (as in optional):What is missing from your life.

A boyfriend.

There, I said it.

Wait, wait, wait....in the SEUSSICAL dressing room, you razzed me because I said the exact same thing......

MK is now confused - never a good thing. ood Lord, what's changed?

Mark in DE said...

No offense Stephen - you KNOW I love you - but I think its time to retire TMI Tuesday. Whomever writes the questions is getting lame and uses deplorably grammar.

Mark :-)

hello, my name is danny. said...

i think i heard you squirm when you answered the optional question!?!


ugh! texting is so annoying. just call, right?

Master Aaron said...

I advocate for the continuance of TIM Tuesdays. Hell, sometimes I even get mentioned. Or find out things that happened on the other side of the drywall, while I was asleep. And that is IMPORTANT!