The bar hosting the competition this evening is Mary's Attic, directly above Hamburger Mary's.
I've decided that I'm the Paula Abdul judge tonight. I'll pick the guy I want to trick with, get drunk, tell the audience how hard "I work my ass off," and call it a night.
And even if I don't do that, tonight is going to be a blast. I just found out that my fellow judges are...
...and Jinx Titanic.