A Hooch-Filled TMI Tuesday. Hooch, not hoochie. Alcohol, not Mariah Carey.
1. In the midst of a hangover have you ever promised to "never drink again?" How long until you broke that vow?
I never really get "that drunk." Occasionally, I have too much tequila from too many banana margaritas and I regret it on the walk home, but I have a relatively easy time not getting so drunk that I swear to never drink again the next morning.
You see, once your father has stumbled naked and drunken into the living room in front of you and your best friend when you're 14 years old - - incoherently talking in his own alcohol-inspired language that sounds like Captain Caveman with a mouth full of vomit - - you decide early on that you're not going to be "that guy."
And you're not going to date "that guy" either. Just sayin'...
2. What is the stupidest thing you have ever done while drinking (or not if it is really stupid) but thought it seemed like a good idea at the time?
Fell asleep at a Caribou Coffee while a friend read me Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus.
Seriously. That's about it. I'm friggin' off the hook, aren't I? You shoulda seen me New Years...
3. On a scale of 1-10, where do you rate green beer?
Why don't you just lance a boil off of some random guy's neck and be done with it.
4. Have you ever kissed someone you shouldn't have (drunk or sober)?
Yes I have, and the thing is, when you're not blotto, the action of kissing your boss' boyfriend or your boyfriend's father or your father's boyfriend's boss is just enough of a shock to your system ("Danger Will Robinson! Danger Will Robinson!") to help you stop the insanity and walk away without totally ruining what's left of your reputation.
But when you're hammered, that same shock to your system is misinterpreted ("Hey, Will Robinson! Dr. Smith is TOTALLY hot for you!") and you end sleeping with your boss' boyfriend, or your boyfriend's father, or the creepy, fey scientist you're lost in space with.
(That's some slash fiction I've never seen. And REALLY don't want to see for infinite reasons.)
5. What is the stupidest thing you have ever seen a drunk do (besides driving a car)?
See "My Father" under Question #1
Bonus (as in optional): How do you cure your hangover(s)?
I suggest going to Caribou Coffee and having a friend read Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus to you till you fall asleep.
But hey, that's just me.
Mr. Off the Hook!