Thursday, March 06, 2008

Leave the Money on the Dresser, Babe

It's quiz time again.

I found this one over at Mean Dirty Pirate. It's the How Much Are You Worth In Bed Quiz and y'all, this time, "the internets" are way off in their answer.

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That's WAY too low a number for me. Come on!!!

With all the hours of sex I've logged, I definitely deserve to at least a thousand an hour. Don't I get some kind of handicap at this age?!?

Hell, my bald head alone is worth $949 an hour.

Why? Well, I'll put it this way...

When guys rub my head with their hand and tell me that it feels good, I always tell them...

"You should feel it on your balls."

Not the perfect pick-up line, but it occasionally works for us 21st century Kojaks.

15 comments:

Ryan Barrett said...

I am proud to say that I am worth $1,071 in bed.

David said...

That'll be 1,148$, please sir. ::cha-chiiing::

Doug said...

$1025.

But for bald guys who let me rub my balls on 'em, I give a huge discount.

Stan said...

I'm worth $811, but at this age I'll take it. I guess that snoring thing did me in.

Stephen Rader said...

ryan, david & doug - Go ahead. Tell me you're worth more than me in bed. Rub it in. No, really. Rub it in. Yeah...

stan - The snoring did me in, too!!! The second I clicked it, I saw my price shoot WAY down!!! Hell, people shouldn't be in bed with us to SLEEP!!! Am I right?!?!? :)

Shirley Heezgay! said...

872 and never more inadequate.

i mean, a freak like me?

cb said...

Um, is that dollars or pesos?

I could believe 949 pesos per hour.

Master Aaron said...

I only scored $1,193.00. So we KNOW the test is shit, 'cause we KNOW what my rate is...

whimsicalnbrainpan said...

$1,148/hr

So why am I not getting laid?

Polt said...

I came in at less than the average of $205. But then, since I'm such a cheap whore, I guess that's not a surprise.

And the stubble on my balls line, it'd work on me.

...but then I AM a cheap whore...

HUGS...

Eric said...

tens across the board! *grin*

$1,010

ayem8y said...

Love it! You know Stephen we should team up as a dynamic duo and split the proceeds...

David said...

Fine! I'm worth $750 in bed. The lowest. Just because I'm over 30 , snore and am repulsed by sex.

dollar said...

All I have to say is that, apparently, the value of the "dollar" is at a new time low!

Not that Type of Raven said...

$1,040.00

WTF? Do they KNOW I work for an accountant?!!!

Although technically this is just a figure to be in bed right? It doesn't say *anything* about action, so I say, raise the your rates man! You're worth it!