I found this one over at Mean Dirty Pirate. It's the How Much Are You Worth In Bed Quiz and y'all, this time, "the internets" are way off in their answer.
That's WAY too low a number for me. Come on!!!
With all the hours of sex I've logged, I definitely deserve to at least a thousand an hour. Don't I get some kind of handicap at this age?!?
Hell, my bald head alone is worth $949 an hour.
Why? Well, I'll put it this way...
When guys rub my head with their hand and tell me that it feels good, I always tell them...
"You should feel it on your balls."
Not the perfect pick-up line, but it occasionally works for us 21st century Kojaks.