Thursday, March 06, 2008

Mimi Plastique

Lili-Anne sent this to me yesterday. I thought it would be a nice clip for those of you who don't live here in Chicago to watch to give you a tiny taste of what it's like to ride the train or the bus to and from anything and everything.

May I present Mimi Plastique. Apparently, she was making a little video on the L and one of the other passengers began to harass her. This is how she handled it...



"No, I don't THINK I'm tough, motherfucker! I know that if you come for me, I'm spraying your black ass with mace! And then I'm gonna beat the shit out of you with my goddamn shoe!"

'Atta girl!

I don't know Ms. Plastique, but I love her. And I seriously want her to accompany me every single time I ride the CTA. That would be spectacular!

14 comments:

whimsical brainpan said...

I really like her. :-)

Mark in DE said...

I got "Sorry, this video is no longer available".

She sounds like a character though.

Mark :-)

Aaron said...

I noticed that YouTube took the video off...I guess it's OK for college pranksters with one brain cell to light their farts and post the video, but defending oneself doesn't set a good enough example.

Stephen R. said...

whim - She's fierce!

mark & aaron - She's back up now. Not sure what the problem was, the video is running from me. Don't mess with a drag queen on the L!

Aaron said...

Yep, it IS back up now.

I noticed that they were at Thorndale, which is right along my route...lovely! And she said she was getting off at Jarvis--that used to be my stop when I first moved here!

I also noticed that Big Bubba didn't move his great big ass, either. They're all tough when they're talkin' the shit, but if they're gonna get their ass kicked, they just keep settin' on it. :-) And she was READY, too!

She's my new goddess...

Doug said...

Dayum! I likes me some Mimi!

BTW, Stephen... I'm thinking you, me, and Karen must go to Vegas together for Bette, cocktails, and silliness. Autumn, sometime?

Let me know, doll.

xoxo,
Doug

Polt said...

AHHH, I LOVE her!!!! I wanna ride the trains with you guys, too! What a hoot that would be!

HUGS...

jer said...

i think i'm in love.

Anonymous said...

okay, so this was so awesomely real, i thought i was actually on the train with her!

alright, not really, but she still rules with an iron stiletto.

Unknown said...

nice...that's all i can say

Mark in DE said...

Do drag queens get PMS? This would certainly make one thing so.

Mark :-)

Michael said...

And who's the poor gal sitting in front of her, TRYING to look out the window and ignore the whole thing?

Brilliant......

Cynthia said...

rader. in the year 2000.

Cynthia said...

rader. in the year 2000.