"What Have You Got Against Maria? She Was a Good Woman!"

After writing about my brother Jeff's exploits with a hot, rich, gay, water polo player in L.A. this past weekend...

...Who? Me? Jealous much? Absolutely...

...I find it highly amusing that the universe responded by placing this quote in my iGoogle's "Quote of the Day" box...

"Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles." 

- Frank Lloyd Wright

I think Frank is implying that you were an easy woman over the weekend, Jeff. A little trashy. Perhaps even a tad slutty.

And to that, I once again say...

"Atta girl!"