Being Tom Cruise's wife must be pretty fucked up if it can turn Katie Holmes into Peter Lorre!
And not just ANY Peter Lorre, but Peter Lorre as Napoleon (wtf?!?)!
I guess Tom wanted her to resemble a bud-eyed man who was closer to his height.
Apparently, when director Vincent Sherman asked Peter Lorre how he endured playing Mr. Moto in eight films, Lorre replied...
"I took dope."
Let's hope and pray Katie's got a good dealer.