BOYS IN CAPS
Clothes from Abercrombie & Fitch. That body he won in the genetic lottery.
But those eye brows? He stole those from Ann Miller.
Two great tastes that taste great together.
When you and your friends are mooning the camera,
and you turn around to check out all the ass candy your buddies are displaying,
it sort of screams "Seacrest," if you know what I mean.
DAMN, I WAS DRUNK LAST NIGHT
Drinking alone could be a sign of alcoholism, but posing with alcohol?
That's just hot.