"One Day, You're In and the Next Day, You're Out"

The Boy from Florida is, right this very minute, attending a meet-and-greet with fashion designer and Project Runway judge Michael Kors.

I sent Florida Boy a text, saying that I hoped he had fun this afternoon and for him to tell Mr. Kors hello from me.

The Boy from Florida immediately called me back and said, "Michael Kors is standing right next to me. Do you want to tell him yourself?"

I told him no. I mean, what would I say to him?

"Hello, Mr. Kors. I'm a homosexual fan of yours who watches Project Runway religiously."

And he would reply...

"Get in line."