Sunday, July 06, 2008

My New Favorite Caption Contest #26

Since we've moved into July, I think it's time - - and actually it's way past time - - for me to choose a winner for the #25 Caption Contest.

Then again, it was way past time for someone to throw a bucket of water on Jesse Helms to make him melt away and THAT just happened this holiday weekend too. So, I'm on time. Relatively.

This time, I have to award my Favorite Caption to cb from The Mangina Monologues. If you don't read his blog, you are truly missing out. This man is not only funny, he's sexy. And his " Bastard Li'lComix" are too hilarious not to be shared with the world.

Here's cb's winning caption...

"Does this towel make my canker sore look fat?"


I love it when they're "Big and Stupid" like Pouty-Lipped Towel Boy here.

He probably actually said that. Verbatim. Well done, cb!

For the current Caption Contest, this boy's not really big, and I don't think he's stupid, but then again Arbor Day was months ago, so I have no friggin' clue what he's doing...

...but I have to say that this is the first time I've ever been jealous of a tree. Just sayin'...

Give the boy a caption. And my phone number. Deadline for possible captions is this Friday, July 11th at 5:00 p.m. (CST)

13 comments:

philip said...

Now THAT'S a Giving Tree.

EMikeGarcia said...

Is there anything boys WON'T do to get a little wood?

Aaron said...

"A hush fell over the patio as Pete's father unexpectedly learned why the pears had suddenly begun tasting sour."

cb said...

"You like me! You really like me!"

(that is not my caption for the tree thing... its just my comment about winning!)

Polt said...

"He's only staying up there cause he has a tree branch the size of his arm up his ass."

"Later, Sean would realize true pain when he tried to remove the splinters from his foreskin."

"Sean's mantra was "Bigger Is Better", and tired of his own hand, he saw the Palm Tree and decided to give it a shot."

That's all I got, although, honestly, Aaron caption made my laugh quite a bit.

HUGS...

Polt said...

"You think THAT'S something, you shoulda seen what he did to the ficus."

HUGS..

Polt said...

"We found his dad like that once on an oak tree. You know what they say, the apple doesn't fuck far from the tree."

HUGS...

the joy said...

"we tried to tell him palm trees don't have glory holes... But he was just so happy I couldn't break his heart."

"my, how being a lumberjack has changed!"

That's all I got. Polt stole my other one. Its my first time participating- 4am and feeling clever.

Anatomicsd said...

Tree Huggers...Saggers...a match made in heaven.

Mark in DE said...

Dude, when I said you were an adorable bear I didn't mean a koala!!!

Mark :-)

Fr. Fozy Bear said...

I have to give mad props to Mark In DE"s comment and POLT might have stole my initial lewd a perverse thoughts so lets take a gander at the rest of the picture....

From the perspective of guy standing behind him and the tree but not the one taking the picture here are a few:

When coach said to learn how to pole vault that is not what he had in mind ...or... Dude, I said let's strip and jump into the pool not on the palm ...or... Man bro, at a certain point your no longer just showing off, it's now an open invitation ...or... Dude, look! The sun does shine up there after all.

Sorry, I was too busy drooling over that hot little ass in the extra firm and taught white boxer briefs, *growls and pants*, what a perfect position that is for so many things to be done so well.*howls*

Peace and Good Gropings To You As Well,
+Kenneth

philip said...

"How many times have I told you? When you polish the floor, you have to mooooooove the tree."

or

"Christina! Bring me the axe!"

Mike Ellis, The Jolly Reprobate said...

After years of practice with his own palm, he finally felt ready to try someone else's.