Friday, July 18, 2008

Fratboy Friday

BOYS IN CAPS

I would love to do a homo-retooling (pun intended)
of The Patty Duke Show starring these two.

I would definitely keep the theme song from the original show. Especially the line...

"Patty loves to rock and roll,
A hot dog makes her lose control..."

Hmmm... I wonder which one is Patty?...


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SAGGERS

Yes, they've taken sagging WAY too far,
but the twink on left is hot and can almost pull it off. Almost.

But the dude on the right...

Get her.


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MOONERS

Exactly how drunk do I have to be to determine what "P O C C N R"
means when written on three asses / six ass cheeks?

Especially when you consider the "ass backwards,"
mirror image lettering of the "N" and the "R."

Oh, to Hell with it. Let's assume "P O C C N R" means "Buffet!"

Now... which side should I start on?...


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DAMN, I WAS SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT

Two bros, both named Bubba, and a couple of Bud Lights.

God, I love Myrtle Beach

6 comments:

Lance Noe said...

The letters on the asses actually spells "Russia" in russian.

Sorry to correct you

Stephen Rader said...

Lance - It spells "Russia," huh? Ok...

I vaguely remember that. Somewhere in the recesses of my gray matter. But how am I supposed to fire synapses when those three - - "Count 'em, THREE!! - - boys drop trou and dangle a three course meal in front of me like that? I'm only human, Lance!!!! :)

Polt said...

I wanna be the white goodness in an Oreo cookie with the Patty Duke twins! *SIGH*...

HUGS...

Aaron said...

I'm glad Lance cleared that up...I was listing the letters backwards, and came up with "RNC COP." I thought they were security guards for the upcoming Republican National Convention in Minneapolis...

Boy, THAT was a passion-killer!

Eric said...

the one on the left is patty.....the one on the right hasn't eaten a hotdog in YEARS

Project Christopher said...

Stephen, you know me... the king of obscure movie references/quotes...

You hit on one of my FAVORITE Patrick Stewart lines from Jeffrey in your comments on the saggers. I do agree...

Get her!