I had to pass it on because it's incredibly funny. And because tonight, I ate pizza.
I know, I know... Where's Susan Powter shouting "Stop the Insanity!" when I need her, right?
Well, there was sale at Jewel-Osco. I couldn't help myself.
Incidentally, when I go through the self-checkout at the Jewel-Osco, the machine talks to me in a nice, pleasant female voice.
But after I've finished scanning and bagging everything and it's time for me to pay, she always says the same thing...
"Please check your basket."
And it always makes me giggle. She's asking me to check out MY OWN BASKET. So I giggle. Like a little boy giggles when someone makes a fart joke.
Does anyone else's self-checkout ask THEM to check their basket? Just askin'...