Thursday, July 23, 2009

"Beware My Power, Green Lantern's Light!"

What could possibly be hotter than Ryan Reynolds playing Hal Jordan, a.k.a. the Silver Age Green Lantern?

Christopher Meloni voicing GL in DC's new animated Green Lantern movie, "Green Lantern: First Flight."

Sure, just hearing Mr. Meloni isn't as hot as SEEING Mr. Meloni, but try this...

Do a Google image search for "Christopher Meloni" (with the Safe Search OFF, of course) and save a few of those HOT "Oz" pics to your hard drive. (Hehe... "hard drive"...)

Now, go back and forth between those while watching this clip. It's the first four minutes of "First Flight." And I don't know about you, but imagining Christopher Meloni naked in a flight simulator makes me so happy, I can't even begin to describe it.



And if you really want to lose your mind over Mr. Christpher, watch this old Filmways Green Lantern cartoon. And imagine that you are Green Lantern's helpful sidekick, Cairo, the green-skinned boy from Venus who hangs out with Hal Jordan.

How, exactly, Hal Jordan can possibly keep his secret identity while he runs around with a Venusian boy with green skin named Cairo is beyond me, but suspend your disbelief.

Keep looking at those naked pics of Christopher Meloni, imagine that he's GL and imagine you're Cairo and then, when Cairo jumps on GL's back to fly to the planet, Oa...

Well, I don't know about you, but I would LOVE to be straddling a naked Mr. Meloni.

And I promise that, if I WAS straddling Mr. Meloni, I would DEFINITELY be taking him to another planet.

No ring necessary.



8 comments:

TD said...

Stephen! As a GL fan, please tell me you've checked out Seattle's own geek-rock band, Kirby Krackle. They just released a free summer single called "Ring Capacity" about GL.

www.kirbykracklemusic.com

I think you'd enjoy their stuff.

Polt said...

Ya know, Stephen, here, for possibly the first time, we must part ways. Mr. Meloni does absolutely nothing for me. But since we agree on so much more, it's not an issue. :)

HUGS...

Stephen said...

I would watch Mr. Meloni read the phonebook...so to speak.

cb said...

I like seeing Mr Meloni pissing in a bucket in solitary confinement....

Prospero said...

He-he-he-he... you said "hard."

I'd like to see Meloni and Reynolds fight for the part (naked, of course).

Prospero said...

By the way... thank you! Glad you liked it! - and let eevryone guess what we're talking about... :)

RG said...

Chris Meloni - meh. Ryan Reynolds - yum.

Mike Ellis, The Jolly Reprobate said...

Before I can decide how to feel about Ryan Reynolds as the Green Lantern, I wanna know which Green Lantern he's supposed to be.

Sure, Reynolds is smart AND funny AND very hot, and it's always a pleasure to look at him. But of the four Lantern's I can name, I can't really see him as any of them.