Tuesday, July 28, 2009

"Here's Your Sign"






Giving away Free Hugs is truly amazing. It's such a wonderful idea. I never thought it could be taken further. And yet...







...this genius of a man has done just that!

This kind, gentle soul has taken the Free Hugs concept ten steps forward. I'm serious about this.

Do you know how much you have to pay a hustler to wrap his body in burlap, cover his head in a Mexican wrestler mask and piledrive you? In the face?!?

Trust me, it's expensive. Much more than I can afford every weekend. That's why I only get the "Mexican Burlap Piledrive to the Face" from Raoul on my birthday and every other Gay Pride Day.

And yet, this beautiful, selfless man is giving them away for free. Sometimes there's God... so quickly...

There are stars in this man's crown in Heaven for the work he's doing.

If I can persuade him to move to Chicago, Raoul will be seriously in need of a real job. Oh well...


7 comments:

Amy said...

I think I'll take the hugs instead.

Wonder Man said...

that's a good one...it would work in New York

Project Christopher said...

Honey... wrong kind of piledrive....

Jeve (aka John and Steve) said...

Too much!

Palm Springs Savant said...

will wonders ever cease

Fabulastic said...

Isn't there any boy with a sign saying «free nude mud Camel clutch sleeper hold»?

I would go for that...

Mark in DE said...

LOL - what will be next? Free gut punches???