Have a wonderful 4th of July, everyone!
That's an order.
If you don't have a wonderful 4th of July holiday, I'll be forced to tie you up with my golden lasso.
And while Wonder Woman's lasso forces you to tell the truth, mine forces you to do... something else.
You have to give a Brazilian to a Manazon (a.k.a. The hot bear in the Wonder Woman knock-off pictured below).
Yeah, today's rain is not so bad now, is it Chicago?
Actually, between Twinky Lee the Wonder Tot and the Manazon, I'll take the Manazon.
Anyone who can pull off that skirt with strappy sandals and a huge golden eagle on their chest has got it goin' on! Plus, he had me at "hairy thighs."