Y'all... My friend Cathy just posted this picture on the Faceplace, and other than the look I have that I thought was "sexy" that comes across more as "drunk, stoned homo," do you see...?
My 1987 High School Mullet!!!
Now, do you understand that it's better that I DON'T have hair?!?
P.S. The shirt I'm wearing fastened ONLY with Velcro. What kind of faggy stripper was I?!?