Thursday, May 21, 2009

"They're Here..."

Leather men from all over the country and all around the world are streaming into downtown Chicago like... well, like a backroom watersports party after four hours of Beer Bust.

Come on, I had to say it. It's IML!

The Loop hasn't quite been overtaken by the smell of J-Lube, Jungle Juice and jockstraps just yet, but straight people walking down the street beside dozens of bears, Daddys, bootblacks and boys, already have a glazed look in their eyes.

Most of them seem to be thinking "Danger, Will Robinson! Danger, Will Robinson!," but a few are trying to remember the foot-tapping code they read about when Larry Craig was arrested.

And being a Chicagoan during all this makes me feel like "I've Got a Golden Ticket!" A golden E ticket, if you will.

So much to ride... so little time...


10 comments:

Kevin said...

If these porn stars and leather daddies get lucky enough to score with you, I think you should share with all of us and tell all. All. *wink*

i'm certain i'm not alone here.

Java said...

It's a hot time in the old town tonight, eh? And all weekend. Sounds glorious. Enjoy yourself, Stephen.

the hobbit said...

My horny was all amped up this morning and I couldn't figure out why.

My body remembers.

Lucky you.

Pearl said...

Oh I envy you the people-watching this weekend!
And because everything's the economy for me lately, what a great boost to the service industry. :-) Remember to tip!

Pearl

p.s. There's a couple of big fat softballs in there. :-) What the hell.

Mark in DE said...

The words 'kid in a candy store' came to mind while reading your post. Have a ball... or several.

Polt said...

ride one for me too, Stephen! oh hell, why not make it two? Or three? or a whole busload full. And then have a few for yourself, key? :)

HUGS...

AJohnP said...

Have FUN! I expect lots of pictures and a full report on Monday. :-)

Palm Springs Savant said...

Wow, seems like just yesterday I was a wee cub in the windy city

Anatomicsd said...

I'm really going to have to see the IML gig sometime. You'll have to take pictures for us.

Wonder Man said...

i bet it's crazy stuff going on