Monday, May 04, 2009

"Why Is Any Object We Don't Understand Always Called a 'Thing'?"




Once again, Onion Video knocks it out of the park.

Oh, and while we're on the subject of the new Star Trek movie...

...here's a picture of Chris Pine.

Just because.

There's a "Beam me up" joke in here somewhere, but frankly...

...I'm too busy lusting after Chris Pine to even think about it.



Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable'

8 comments:

jer said...

seriously. sexy. so sexy. it hurts a little.

DamienNZ said...

So funny and so true.

I'm a hardcore trek fan but even *I* knew it had to change.

You should see the message boards from the "Cletis's & Seymours" sitting behind their drawn curtains anaemically typing "Shame paramount Shame!!"

LMAO LMAO LMAO

Lance Noe said...

as a none trek fan - I have actually never seen any of the movies and MAYBE 2 episodes of the tv showS combined, THIS WAS RIGHT ON TARGET TO ME!

Though I have seen "trekkies" and "trekkies 2"

NUFF SAID!

Mark in DE said...

I heart the Onion - hard!

gyaos97 said...

"Beam me up, Hottie." No, that one's too easy. "Set phasers on fellate." Oh, that's not right either. I'll work on something about "warp seed" and his wormhole and get back to you.

cb said...

Whenever I see the young cast of the new trek movie, I can't help but think "muppet babies". Or "tiny toons".

RAD said...

hes dreamy eh? Have you seen the shirtless ones of him as he went for a stroll yesterday? HOT HOT HOT!!

Kristie said...

As a hard core trek fan, I loved the movie. It needed to be updated and I think they did a great job of paying homage to the original but giving it a new twist. And Chris Pine is so much hotter than Shatner. But sorry I still had the hots for Spock back in the day Zachary just doesn't do it for me.