There were so many incredible captions for the #40 Contest, but with only one submission, Philip nailed it. Here's his winning entry...
"I canna do it, Cap'n. I Juss. Canna. Do it!!"
I just have this mental picture of Shatner approaching James Doohan with that - - THING! - - and seeing this look of sheer terror in Scotty's eyes.
Because something tells me that neither Kirk nor Shatner are gentle with it. Just ask Yvvonne Craig.
That said, banging a girl who is all green isn't nearly as bizarre as whatever-the-Hell is going on in the picture for the #41 Caption Contest. Check out the flip side of Lars and the Real Girl...
Yeah. But you know, who am I to judge. Me and My Imaginary Boyfriends. Well, as far as you know, they're imaginary.
No, they're all imaginary. If I even tried to sleep with Johnny Hazzard, Philip would cut me like the bitch I am!
Anyway, give this couple a caption. And give her some tweezers for the splinters.
Oh sweet Jesus, why did my mind have to go there?!? Yeah, you're right. Because that's what I'd have done with him. I'd never have to sleep in the wet spot...