Thursday, November 13, 2008

"I Just Wanted to Keep the Same President"

Funny or Die presents: An American Even Stupider Than President George W. Bush.

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I can't adopt a child or marry another man in certain states, but this moron is free to breed, spread his seed and produce a huge gaggle of 21st century idiots.

And all of them will probably try to vote for George W. Bush. Even after he's dead.

We should track down the people who taught this man Social Studies or Civics and demand that all of the money we paid in taxes towards their salary over the years be given back to us.



Project Christopher said...

uh... you shouldn't be allowed to vote if you didn't know OR if you thought Bush should go for a 3rd.


Mike said...

As somebody who grew up around guys like this -- and lived with a father who attempted to teach High School Social Studies to a couple of generation of folks like this -- trust me, nobody is probably sadder than his (attempted) educators at the way this moron has turned out. While we may want a tax refund on his/her salary, we should also reward him/her for making the effort.

You can't make a silk purse out of a pile of shit -- isn't that how the saying goes?

Seriously, my dad seems about twenty years YOUNGER now that he has retired. And I think the forehead bruising from repeatedly hitting his head against the wall is finally healing.

Anatomicsd said...

Why can't we ship all the people like him over to Iraq? That would bring the war to a quick finish AND improve the American gene pool.

Kevin said...

"in my opinion..." In my opinion! IN MY OPINION!! No no, sweetie. Stupids aren't allowed to have opinions. They just have stupid.


Aaron said...

This was the inspiration for genetic testing.

Jusbeth said...

I have to agree with Mike. As a former social studies teacher, I can tell you that you just cannot always reach those who do not want to learn. The expression I'd use here is the old "you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink." I'd sure be embarrassed if that were my former student, though!

Misster Kitty said...

THIS is why Americans have the sad reputation that they do.


EMikeGarcia said...

Fuck. King. More. On.


THIS is why we should always vote for the smartest person.

Mark in DE said...

I agree with you 1,000%.

Mark :-)