Monday, November 17, 2008

My New Favorite Caption Contest #40

The election and a rally and preparation for Season of Concern's big December 1st World AIDS Day benefit have kept me from choosing the winner of the #39 Caption Contest.

I've been busy, but it's taken me this long to choose a winner because all of the submissions were so damn good! One, however, really made me laugh and seems to be the exact words being spoken by this Superman of Earth-"Oops, I Crapped My Pants."

The winner of the #39 Caption Contest is Bunny from Down the Rabbit Hole with her caption...

"Yes, I'm waiting for the G-D bus. 
If one more person asks me why I just don't fly . . . "


Brilliant! I love it! His face just SCREAMS that!

And by the way, if you want to read a kick-ass comic that deals with an older, different Superman, I HIGHLY recommend the Justice Society of America Kingdom Come Special: Superman, written by Alex Ross, art by Alex Ross. It's really wonderful.

As for the picture for the #40 contest, ever since I saw the trailer for the new Star Trek prequel that was shown before Quantum of Solace, I knew what picture I was going to use...

Somehow I doubt this rock formation dildo is going to be featured in the new Star Trek film, but if it did find its way in - - to the film and into either Chris Pine or Zachary Quinto - - I'd love it. Hold on... I'm getting a mental picture... Okay, I'm back...

Give Kirk and his Shatastic rock formation a caption. Before you get lost in the same mental picture I did. 

10 comments:

Java said...

Oh, goodie! I've been waiting for the caption contest results.

I've got nuthin' good here for Kirk, but I must say that Chris Pine is SO friggin' hot!! SO much sexier than Shatner ever was or ever will be.

Peter said...

These traffic cones have a great shape! Let's nick one and try it out on the Enterprise...

Polt said...

"Who knew the big android had a detachable one?"

"I hope Mr. Sulu and...his partner don't mind if I borrow this."

"The sequel to the idiotic episode 'Spock's Brain' is this never before seen episode 'Kirk's Cock'."

"Whew, with this baby, it's ain't just the Hailing Frequencies that are gonna be open!"

"Wow, when Data said he was 'a fully functioning android', he wasn't kidding!"

"To boldly go where no man has gone before inDEED!"

That's all I got now. And I'll whole-heartedly second your recommendation for the JSA Kingdon Come Special...outSTANDing!

HUGS..

Angel ABC said...

I'm so scared of the bald alien chasing me. Maybe if I slap him across the cheek with this, he'll go down.

Mike Ellis, The Jolly Reprobate said...

"Uh, Bones, I know it's not photonic, but what kind of torpedo did you say this was again?"

"What does it mean: ribbed for her pleasure?"

"Okay, Spock. I believe you: it'll go. But I don't know how boldly that'll be."

Aaron Hunt said...

If I keep my palate raised, this should just fit.

Bunny said...

Aw shucks, thanks!

Aaron said...

Having lost the Priceline.com endorsement gig, Mr. Shatner never let his chin down as he moved on to his next job. And after signing as the spokesperson for Anusol Suppositories, he won't sit down for quite some time, either...

philip said...

"I canna do it, Cap'n. I Juss. Canna. Do it!!"

My friends call me Mitzi said...

"Maybe this will disguise my camel toe."