Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Super Tuesday

Unfortunately, I have Kim Kardashian on the brain today.

On the way to work this morning, my iPod shuffled to the track on Kathy Griffin's comedy album, For Your Consideration, where her 87 year old mother, Maggie, calls her up and says...

"Kathleen, I'm so upset. I just hope you don't turn into a skank like those goddamn Kardashians."

Then, I came across this picture of Kim dressed as Wonder Woman from this past Halloween and I almost projectile vomited.

Black hose with a Wonder Woman outfit? Are there no gay men in her life?!? Even sheer hose would have looked ridiculous, but BLACK HOSE?!? Black is slimming, but not enough for THOSE thighs, sweetie.

If she wanted to be Wonder Woman with her legs covered, she should have worn Cathy Lee Crosby's 1974 "updated" Wonder Woman outfit. Even Lynda Carter's blue Wonder Woman swimsuit would be better than this.

Now, considering Kim as an alternative, Beyonce as Wonder Woman doesn't sound all that bad, does it?

6 comments:

RAD said...

she had o try to cover up those thunda thighs.....gggggrosss....I agree shes yucko!

cb said...

Beyonce as wonder woman... ucky-poo!

Aaron said...

I can't see either of these women as Wonder Woman, but I think Beyonce would be better than Kim K.

I agree about the black pantyhose--first thing I noticed. If a bitch can't accessorize properly, she can't be "wonder" ANYTHING!

philip said...

Stephen-
-I must admit, I have NO idea who this woman is. None. And after readng her wikki page, I still don't know who she is, what she's done, or why we should know who she is.

Barack Obama for Wonder Woman!
P.

dirkmancuso said...

Beyonce?!?!?!?!?!

I'd always envisioned an actress in the role.

Mark in DE said...

LOL - before reading your post I looked at the photo and thought "What's with the black hose? They totally do NOT work."

We're so gay.

Mark :-)