On the way to work this morning, my iPod shuffled to the track on Kathy Griffin's comedy album, For Your Consideration, where her 87 year old mother, Maggie, calls her up and says...
"Kathleen, I'm so upset. I just hope you don't turn into a skank like those goddamn Kardashians."
Then, I came across this picture of Kim dressed as Wonder Woman from this past Halloween and I almost projectile vomited.
Black hose with a Wonder Woman outfit? Are there no gay men in her life?!? Even sheer hose would have looked ridiculous, but BLACK HOSE?!? Black is slimming, but not enough for THOSE thighs, sweetie.
If she wanted to be Wonder Woman with her legs covered, she should have worn Cathy Lee Crosby's 1974 "updated" Wonder Woman outfit. Even Lynda Carter's blue Wonder Woman swimsuit would be better than this.
Now, considering Kim as an alternative, Beyonce as Wonder Woman doesn't sound all that bad, does it?