This one might stump you, but when I tell you what she is, you'll love it.
She's static cling.
One of a kind. I adore it. And her.
P.S. When I received this picture tonight, it reminded me that one of my first posts was about my mother going to this Halloween party. Two years ago.
Which means we're just a few days past my blog's second birthday. What's that called? A blogoversary?
I wonder if blogoversaries are celebrated like birthdays. With spankings. I hope so.
But just two spankings? That's no good. That'll just piss me off...