Wednesday, November 19, 2008

"He Sees You When You're Sleeping, He Knows When You're Awake"



I know that I'm breaking my own "No Christmas Crap Before Thanksgiving" rule, but...

I just saw this Christmas card at The Onion Store and I kind of need it.

Oh, how I wish it were true.

I mean, I wish that I had seen YOU masturbating.

Not that Santa had seen ME masturbating.

I'll just stop now.

7 comments:

Peter said...

Are YOU sure it wasn't YOU and 75% of the male population?!

Project Christopher said...

Santa's seen you masterbating. I've seen you masterbating... hell, EVERYONE has seen you masturbating!

Aaron said...

Yes. Stopping now would be a good policy. :-)

(Apparently, you'll go blind if you don't.)

My friends call me Mitzi said...

I thought I saw someone peekin' in my window.

Scooter said...

Santa did you see you masturbating...that's why he was masturbating, too.

just me said...

Truth be told, I'll bet Santa's seen a whole lot of shit in his day......

Mark in DE said...

Oh, how I heart that card! Just brilliant.

Mark :-)