Wednesday, November 19, 2008
"He Sees You When You're Sleeping, He Knows When You're Awake"
I know that I'm breaking my own "No Christmas Crap Before Thanksgiving" rule, but...
I just saw this Christmas card at The Onion Store and I kind of need it.
Oh, how I wish it were true.
I mean, I wish that I had seen YOU masturbating.
Not that Santa had seen ME masturbating.
I'll just stop now.