I know that I'm breaking my own "No Christmas Crap Before Thanksgiving" rule, but...
I just saw this Christmas card at The Onion Store and I kind of need it.
Oh, how I wish it were true.
I mean, I wish that I had seen YOU masturbating.
Not that Santa had seen ME masturbating.
I'll just stop now.
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Are YOU sure it wasn't YOU and 75% of the male population?!
Yes. Stopping now would be a good policy. :-)
(Apparently, you'll go blind if you don't.)
I thought I saw someone peekin' in my window.
Truth be told, I'll bet Santa's seen a whole lot of shit in his day......
Oh, how I heart that card! Just brilliant.
Mark :-)
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