Do not pass Go and do not collect $200 until you go to Newsweek.com and listen to Tim Gunn's fashion critique of the principle figures in politics in 2008.
It's genius. Simply genius.
As a teaser, here's what he has to say about this ensemble of Sarah Palin's...
"That boot. What's with that boot?!?
"Is it Vice Presidential Candidate-a-Go-Go?
"Is it Dominatrix?
"Is it 'I've got some tricks up my sleeve'?
"I fundamentally don't understand it."
I adore you, Tim Gunn! Will you marry me? Will you?!?