tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post6583468933459763431..comments2023-08-09T10:03:33.063-05:00Comments on Are You There, Blog? It's Me, Stephen: My New Favorite Caption Contest #41Stephen R.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05119958421791710858noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-41160971887664069372008-12-02T17:00:00.000-06:002008-12-02T17:00:00.000-06:00Hello my name is Merle Dean Shamblin and I would l...Hello my name is Merle Dean Shamblin and I would like to be your new friend. I sure could use somebody to chat with. I am a 47 year old long haul truck driver who currently lives in Duncan Oklahoma. Dec 8th 1960 I was born in Fairview Oklahoma. Moved to Caddo and Washita counties where I attended school at Colony Hydro and Weatherford. My parents Malvin and Wanda Shamblin were cotton and peanut farmers. Dad died in 99 from lung cancer. Graduated from SWOSU with a business degree. My two sisters are LaDonna Hubert and Malva Burrahm. Dennis is my brother. I have been a truck driver for 14 years and have driven 2 million paid miles. I have received many safe driving awards over the years. I am single and have never been married. I have a wide range of interests and am pretty much an open book. Currently I drive a 2006 Freightliner for a major carrier. I dont go to Canada very often. I dont have a dedicated route so I run the entire lower 48. I enjoy reading cinema music sports travel etcAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-32839421900718557192008-12-01T16:34:00.000-06:002008-12-01T16:34:00.000-06:00'For the first time this Christmas, your Precious ...'For the first time this Christmas, your Precious Moments collectable figurines will feature real humanlike hair AND be atomically correct!'kansastockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07281549714279668373noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-42275891923724747822008-11-27T18:09:00.000-06:002008-11-27T18:09:00.000-06:001. Elaine Stritch meets one of the ladies who lunc...1. Elaine Stritch meets one of the ladies who lunch, at The Waffle House!<BR/><BR/>2. In a quiet private moment, Ellen and Portia celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary.<BR/><BR/>3. Sherry Lynn was always happiest when Pinocchio lied about where he was last night. <BR/><BR/>4. A meeting of the minds<BR/><BR/>5. He: Blue? Seriously, BLUE! <BR/><BR/>6. Sherry Lynn loved her puppets so much she matched her eye shadow to their outfits.Lance Noehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01161818528789975384noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-44757154174111975722008-11-27T01:14:00.000-06:002008-11-27T01:14:00.000-06:00I love the caption winner! Philip is a comic geniu...I love the caption winner! Philip is a comic genius, yes?Javahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17377033663576614925noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-29865115652790248802008-11-26T20:44:00.000-06:002008-11-26T20:44:00.000-06:00Obviously, The Dummy is The One With The Real Feel...Obviously, The Dummy is The One With The Real Feelings!Dennis Wayne Morgan Photographyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16212825202923087956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-54556595552677712562008-11-26T16:11:00.000-06:002008-11-26T16:11:00.000-06:00"Martha Raye and Ann-Margret Sing the Smooth Hits ..."Martha Raye and Ann-Margret Sing the Smooth Hits of the 70s" by K-Tel.Kevinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12411657140164561266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-77680727090095778222008-11-26T12:35:00.000-06:002008-11-26T12:35:00.000-06:00"They both enjoyed it when she played with hsi woo..."They both enjoyed it when she played with hsi woody."<BR/><BR/>"The freakiest thing about the entire relationship is her blue eye shadow!"<BR/><BR/>"Her husband is cropped out of the photo, but he's there and got a hand up each of their asses."<BR/><BR/>"Well, he's got more brains and a better personality than most guys I date."<BR/><BR/>"Captain and Tenelle had 'Muskcrat Love', this chick's got 'Puppet Love'...the 70's were such a wild decade."<BR/><BR/>"And they called it...Puppet Love... (sung ala Donny Osmond)"<BR/><BR/>"In the 1970's dildo weren't all that common, so women had get by with what they could."<BR/><BR/>"Candace Bergen discovers here long long brother."<BR/><BR/>"What did I wish for upon the star, to be a real boy? Hell no! I wished for a Playboy centerfold with a lumber fetish!"<BR/><BR/>"Everytime they had sex and she orgasmed, she'd scream out 'TIMMMBERRRR!'"<BR/><BR/>"He loved it when she jacked his lumber!"<BR/><BR/>That's all I got now. Happy Thanksgiving!<BR/><BR/>HUGS...Polthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16480544010972209436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-23328732773762251202008-11-26T11:26:00.000-06:002008-11-26T11:26:00.000-06:00"Got Wood?" takes on a whole new meaning.Pinnochio..."Got Wood?" takes on a whole new meaning.<BR/><BR/>Pinnochio proved he was a Real Boy after all.<BR/><BR/>Dumb in Love or Dummy Love...you tell me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-63977973245458881432008-11-26T11:22:00.000-06:002008-11-26T11:22:00.000-06:00"Philip would cut me like the bitch I am!" Permit ..."Philip would cut me like the bitch I am!" Permit me to ask, please: Philip = your BF?cum.loverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15836530775314474142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-73990170689166125392008-11-26T10:45:00.000-06:002008-11-26T10:45:00.000-06:00'Because something tells me that neither Kirk nor ...'Because something tells me that neither Kirk nor Shatner are <BR/><BR/>is~~neither / nor" = singular, therefore the verb must be singular as in neither "Steve nor he is expected to cum"<BR/><BR/><BR/> gentle with it. Just ask Yvvonne Craig'cum.loverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15836530775314474142noreply@blogger.com