"Who Makes the Fog Surrounding the Golden Gate Simply Disappear? Phyllis!"

In addition to her other jokes at the Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget, Cloris Leachman said that Mary Tyler Moore is a...

"Total slut. She taught me everything I know. "Here's something you don't know about Mary - when she had an orgasm, she threw her hat in the air."

She went on to say...

"None of this dirty joke stuff is shocking to me. During the Golden Era of comedy, I broke my ankle when I tripped over Milton Berle's cock."

And she ended by saying...

"I was classically trained in live theatre. I improvised.

"No script. No director. Just me and the donkey.

"Five sold out shows a night for six years
till the donkey died of exhaustion.

"Then, I was finally ready for Hollywood.

"What have you nothings done?
'My YouTube video has 400 hits.'?!?

"Fuck a donkey, then talk to me!"