It's the Midwest's largest outdoor festival. And since it takes place on Halsted Street between Belmont and Addison - - or as I refer to them, "The Paul Lynde Parkway between Cocksucker and Rimjob - - this particular street festival is gayer than Clay Aiken wearing David Beckham's jockstrap.
It's a huge homo block party and I'm meeting Karen and Doug somewhere inside all of the debauchery.
And yes, I'm hoping that these two will once again be in attendance.
"My, what a BIG water gun
I'll be out and about for quite awhile, but don't worry about my little bald head baking in the sun. I know all about tanning. I learned it from Delores DiGagorio.
Not to be confused with Cha Cha DiGregorio, the slut that stole Danny from Sandy during the dance contest in Grease.
The latter was the best dancer at St. Bernadette's - - with the worst reputation - - and the former... well, watch her video. You'll love her.
Especially if you like big tits.
P.S. DOES anyone who reads this blog like big tits? I mean "LIKE like" big tits? I hope so!! I would LOVE that!