Joy from tryna to find a way submitted the caption that makes the most sense to me...
"Stephen... Was... Here..."
Joy, thanks for believing that I could bag a beautiful butt like that. And that Mr. Humpy Fucker would enjoy our 15 minutes of passion so much (alright, 10 minutes of passion... would you believe 5?) that he would tattoo my name on his oh-so-perfect ass.
If those two things ever happened, I would know that I had found Heaven. Or Shangri-La. Or I would realize that the mushrooms had just kicked in. Hard.
But even though Joy's caption takes me to Heaven, the one and only caption submitted by Philip this week makes me laugh out loud every time I read it...
That is hysterical. It reminds me of one of my favorite Dorothy Parker quotes - - "You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think." Genius.
This week's picture... well, it does include guys in bathing suits, but Michael Phelps they ain't!
I'm not sure what's going on here, but somehow I doubt I'm going to see anything like this when I'm in Hilton Head, SC in a few weeks.
However, if I AM lucky enough to see something like this in Hilton Head, you can rest assured that I know EXACTLY what to do with it.
And no, I'm not thinking of playing a game of ring toss.
Give these two a caption. And a room.