Sunday, August 17, 2008

My New Favorite Caption Contest #31

Once again this week, there were several brilliant submissions for the #30 Caption Contest.

Joy from tryna to find a way submitted the caption that makes the most sense to me...

"Stephen... Was... Here..."

Joy, thanks for believing that I could bag a beautiful butt like that. And that Mr. Humpy Fucker would enjoy our 15 minutes of passion so much (alright, 10 minutes of passion... would you believe 5?) that he would tattoo my name on his oh-so-perfect ass.

If those two things ever happened, I would know that I had found Heaven. Or Shangri-La. Or I would realize that the mushrooms had just kicked in. Hard.

But even though Joy's caption takes me to Heaven, the one and only caption submitted by Philip this week makes me laugh out loud every time I read it...

"Enter before knocking."

That is hysterical. It reminds me of one of my favorite Dorothy Parker quotes - - "You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think." Genius.

This week's picture... well, it does include guys in bathing suits, but Michael Phelps they ain't!

I'm not sure what's going on here, but somehow I doubt I'm going to see anything like this when I'm in Hilton Head, SC in a few weeks.

However, if I AM lucky enough to see something like this in Hilton Head, you can rest assured that I know EXACTLY what to do with it.

And no, I'm not thinking of playing a game of ring toss.

Give these two a caption. And a room.

18 comments:

Project Christopher said...

I love Joy's caption! It's so funny that she thinks you'd be on THAT side of him....
(think about it...)

kansastock said...

Not bad... but you know why black only comes in XL, don't you?

Polt said...

"That little blue pill you gave me earlier WAS ecstacy, right?"

"Hearing the Stephen Rader was coming to Hilton Head, Ricky prepared himself and got in line first."

Lee knew that Ricky had the bigger penis, but he hated it when Ricky was just showing off.

"You sure this is the best way to pick up girls at the beach, man?"

"I can't help it, dude, you KNOW how much seagulls turn me on!"

HUGS...

Anatomicsd said...

"That's NOT the kind of crabs I was talking about!"

ATwistedThought said...

Sorry Dude, but without some help this is as big as it is gonna get!

Bunny said...

***theme from Jaws***

or

"It was another one of those damn Bea Arthur dreams!"

Gallus said...

Tommy traveled the globe studying epic erections, but the memory of that summer by the shore held his favorite of all.

jer said...

ok, there's gaydar and then there's GAYDAR

erik said...

He was the Pied Piper of Penises.

McCool said...

Frankie: Dude, where did you put that pill I asked you to hold on to?

Johnnie: Um.......what time is it?

cb said...

Mike was impressed until he learned that it was a Nerf penis.

the joy said...

Aw I was so sure I'd win! Oh well. Gotta think of one for this week....

Eric said...

Oh damn, not that again.

karmicdragonfly said...

Ok...when I saw the guy with the hard-on, for some reason I first thought of the movie Aliens where the alien would rip out of your chest...as if the alien was ripping out of his crotch, lol.

So, from the quotes for Aliens -- this is the best caption I could come up with --

"Oh dear Lord Jesus, this ain't happening, man... This can't be happening, man! This isn't happening! "

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090605/quotes

philip said...

I learned it from watching YOU!!!!

philip said...

-Surf's up. And so is Ted.

-Who doesn't love a tart at the beach?

-It's a sad day when you wake up and realize you can no longer see your toes.

-The tide is high, and I'm holding on.. .

-It's amazing, really. They shot that whole thing on a sound studio.

-How embarssing! Someone's got total Cankles!

-Oh, I have that video. Meh.

-Beach Blanket Bimbo.

-Marco---?

-I TOLD you. THIS is why you wait fifteen minutes after eating before swimming.

-"Excuse me, kind sir. Which way to the parasailing?"

Mike Ellis, The Jolly Reprobate said...

DUDE! I don't care how hot it is
or how good that feels! I told you I'm not eating Jiffy-Pop you cooked in your shorts!

Steve said...

Looks like the turkey is ready . . .