Tuesday, August 12, 2008

TMI Tuesday

A very late-in-the-day edition of TMI Tuesday...

1. What is your favorite song to have sex to?

I don't really have a Favorite Sex Song. Back in the day, I would put on that Enigma cd and either Sadness Part 1 or Return to Innocence would get my biscuits burnin'.

(Don't even tell me that you didn't have sex to Enigma. They just sold 16 millions copies of that cd for God's sake!)

But these days, I don't really care what music is playing.

If I'm spending time with The Boy from Florida, that's all I really need.

2. What is your vision of hell?

An eternal visit with my step mother. She's drinking. And I'm not.

3. In the film made of your life, who will play you?

Me, damn it! I'm an actor, I need the work.

Unless of course Sissy Spacek is available, then I would bow out and let her take the lead.

She kicked ass playing "Low-retty," I'm sure she would be incredible as a bald homo from Tennessee living Chicago. Wearing that dress.

4. What is the one thing you most urgently need to tell your mom?

"Don't send the Cow Pies! I'm trying to lose weight and there is no way that's gonna happen with a big ole' box of chocolate from Mama Wanda sittin' on my desk!"

5. What will be carved onto your tombstone?

The lyrics to Stephen Sondheim's song, Anyone Can Whistle. Mainly these lyrics...

"What's Hard is Simple, What's Natural Comes Hard.
Maybe You Can Show Me How to Let Go,
Lower My Guard, Learn to Be Free.
Maybe, If You Whistle, Whistle For Me."

And the bonus: What is your drag name (which would be, first name: the name of your first pet; last name: the name of the street you grew up on)?

Oh, I always thought the name of your first pet combined with the name of the street you grew up on was your Porn Name.

Which would make my Porn and/or Drag Name
Grover Whitcomb. Yeah.

So, I'm going to stick with the Drag Name that I came up with awhile back, Vagina Dentata.

It's SO appropriate, don'tcha think?


Polt said...

Yeah....Grover Whitcomb doesn't really do it for a drag name, eh? Nor for a porn name. Unless you're doing like grandpa porn, then it might work....

*shudder* grandpa porn *cringe*


Shirley Heezgay! said...

love vagina dentata!

officially, mine would be:

Spicey Queen Mary.

but i've been known to go by:
Sluticia L'Amour (and more and more and more);
Nana Mascara;
and of course...

Shirley Heezgay!

Bunny said...

Grover? How does a pet get that name -were you big Sesame Street fans?

Happy TMI!

jamie said...

My drag name is Rainbow Ripley.
Thats amazing.

Aaron said...

Mine is Muffin McDowell. And I'm gonna USE it, by golly. As soon as I ever do drag (see under "The Devil Buys a Parka").

Speaking of drag, is that your pic? Girl, you got some nice arms going there...!

Stephen Rader said...

polt - Yeah, there's not much of a market for "grandpa porn," but if there was, Grover Whitcomb would rule the school!

shirley - You MUST come up with a drink and call it the Spicey Queen Mary. If you do, I will drink it. Always.

bunny - You guessed it! I was a BIG Sesame Street fan when I was a kid. And Grover was my favorite. It says a lot about me, doesn't it? :)

jamie - Rainbow Ripley sounds like a character from on Gem! And I love it!!!

aaron - Muffin McDowell is an EXCELLENT drag name and I'm sure it's the name of not one, but 347 New York socialites!!!

Yep, that's me in the pic. And my arms. Ah, I remember the gym...