Thursday, August 07, 2008

"LIVING LOHAN is Just a Train Wreck"

Like almost every other person on the planet, I have a newfound respect for Paris Hilton after watching her Funny or Die video...

...Paris saying, "I'll see you at the debates, bitches" made me do a spit take. Thru my nose...

...but it's this little video I watched over at Pretty on the Outside that has confirmed my love for Anderson Cooper. Andy Coopy. My boo.

In addition to being an Emmy Award winning CNN journalist, he's also is the son of Gloria Vanderbilt, a fervent lover bears, and his gray hair is the sexiest thing this side of Daniel Craig when he's naked and tied to a chair.

And the clip below shows that he is also a man of superior insight and impeccable judgment who is not afraid to speak his mind...

On Live with Regis and Kelly...



"Living Lohan is just a train wreck. I cannot believe I am
wasting a minute of my life watching these horrific people.


"I guess people are hoping, maybe, this other person, Lindsay,
is going to show up, but until then, we're stuck with these horrific people."


Any man who refers to the narcissistic, paparazzi chasing Lohan clan as "horrific people" on national television - - at 9:00 o'clock in the morning, while sitting beside Kelly Ripa, no less!!! - - is a hero in my book.

He deserves a blow job. Performed by me. Soon.

P.S. I love how he makes Living Lohan sounds like a Lindsay Lohan version of Waiting for Godot with Dina as Estragon and Ali as Vladimir. Priceless.

11 comments:

Aaron said...

Personally, I love how he seems to subtly separate Lindsay from the rest of the "horrific people," as if she doesn't belong in the same category.

Mark in DE said...

I agree with you 100%. Love Paris Hilton's ad, and love the clip of Anderson ragging on Living Lohan.

From the clip with Kelly, Anderson seems like he could be really fun and funny if he wasn't covering serious news all the time. I'd love to see him host SNL.

Mark :-)

Stan said...

After your done with him Stephen can I have a go at him? I've admired Anderson from his early days on air and find myself tuning in to AC360 just to look at him. Is that a crush or what?

Stephen Rader said...

aaron - Me too. Andy Coopy is tellin' it like it is!!!

mark - Anderson hosts SNL. That, Sir, is a BRILLIANT idea. When it happens, I hope you get credit for it!!!

stan - We'll share him. And that's not a crush, watching AC360 just to stare at Mr. Cooper is simply good taste! :)

Aaron said...

Here's a new update: The Lohans are crazy-mad at Andy and are threatening him with "bad karma." And Michael Lohan says that Andy has no right criticizing anybody else's behavior since his family "has their own issues."

You remember Michael, right? The one that the rest of the family put a restraining order on because he was a psycho? Yeah. He's criticizing Anderson Cooper's family issues.

I'm sorry, inheritance battles over blue jean money don't amount to physical violence. Crab apples and blood oranges...

Stephen Rader said...

aaron - WOOHOO!! I love this! Thanks for the link.

And as you said, Michael Lohan is criticizing Anderson Cooper?!? Wha-huh?!?

Let's see... There are the Vanderbilts and then there are the Lohans...

One wears Prada while covering the devastation of Hurricane Katrina and one causes another brand of destruction by filming HERBIE FULLY LOADED.

An ironic title for Lindsay, don't you think? :)

Bunny said...

Anderson Cooper is dreamy, but he doesn't get me near as hot as Daniel Craig tied to that chair. I asked Spousehole after we saw that movie if it made me a sicko that I was totally turned on throughout that entire torture scene and he said "Um, yeah. Completely." Maybe that's why he didn't want to have sex for the next year or so - he was afraid I'd tie him to a chair . . . come to think of it, he declined chair sex just last week, so perhaps it has had a lasting impact.

Having a funny, intelligent co-host like Andy just makes Kelly look even stupider than usual. He's perfectly dreamy and to me his brother's horrible death just gives him a tragic vibe that all us chicks really dig. We always want to "heal" the guy with the tragic past.

Bunny said...

Aaron: Andy's family also had the horrible suicide death of his brother by running and leaping off the balcony of Gloria's high-rise apartment while she watched. That indicates that there may have been more fam issues than just the $$.

Stephen Rader said...

bunny - I saw CASINO ROYALE for the first time all by myself art a matinee, and when they stripped Daniel Craig and tied him into that chair I let out this HUGE scream - - the same scream I let out when I'm REALLY gettin' it good.

Everyone stared. I didn't care.

Apparently, you and I are turned on by the EXACT same things. :)

Scooter said...

I don't think he's watching Lohan...I'll bet you he's watching his video of him and Jeff Corwin! I would.

Project Christopher said...

Catching up after missing a week's worth of blog love!

Love this post. Could only repeat what the above folks have said, except.... if there was any doubt that Andy was gay, that last picture you posted of him should prove he is.... Ever seen Dan Rather pose like that?

And Stephen, when you DO finally get to give your boo a blow job... tickle his frenulum with your tongue... he really likes that...