You find a fairy. With a wave of their wand they can change anything for you.
I AM a fairy and let me tell you, I don't have the power to change anything for you.
But when I "wave my wand," you will feel FABULOUS!
Now, on to the questions...
What is the one thing you would change about your body?
I would like to have hair. That stayed in my head.
It can turn grey, I just don't want it to turn loose.
What is the one personality trait you would change?
Maybe my moodiness, but even then again, probably not. I don't want to change things that make me "me."
I like my personality just the way it is, thank you very much.
What is the one thing about your job you would change?
I would like for there to be no need for me to have my current job because an AIDS cure would be found, no one else would have to die from this horrible virus anymore and organizations like Season of Concern would hopefully cease to exist.
Being put out of business because of a cure would be Heaven.
What is the one thing about your home you would change?
That it would be clean. Cleaned automatically. Or by someone other than me. Because I sure as Hell ain't gonna do it.
What is the one thing about your Significant Other you would change?
If you're talking about the Boy from Florida, there isn't a thing I would want to change about him. He always seems to know exactly what to say to me. He treats me like a Prince.
He's nice and sweet and kind and sexy and cute and funny. Why one earth would I want to change anything about that?
Who is the one person you would poof out of your life and why?
I would like to poof my ex, The Skank, out of existence. Forever. Because he is the worst thing that ever happened to me and deserves nothing but the absolute worst in all things. Forever.
Who is the one person you would poof back in and why?
I would say one of my grandparents, but I doubt that one of them would want to live without the other, so I'll say my mentor, Lemmie.
The man who taught me all I ever needed to know about acting...
"Focus is like loose change - - if it's laying around, pick it up!"
"If everyone on stage with you is moving around, stand still. If everyone on stage with you is standing still, move around a little."
"Get your hands out of your pockets and sing the fucking song, Rader!"
Lemmie would love the 21st Century. Cruising online would be absolute heaven for him. And YouTube would keep him indoors for YEARS at a time.
If it wasn't for him, I wouldn't have become an actor or a singer. He changed my life for the better.
P.S. And if that last line makes you start singing that damn song from Wicked, I'm sorry. That song just SUCKS!
Listen to Stephen Schwartz talk about the musical being set in Oz and therefore the music has to have a sense of "another place," as if ANY song from that horrific show couldn't be lifted and dumped into Pippin or The Magic Show or any of his bullshit numbers from Working and fit perfectly.
He sucks donkey cock.
(Sorry for the raging ramble...)