Wednesday, August 20, 2008

"The Spy Who Loved Me"

I saw this over at Seduced by the New... and it makes me very happy. And horny...

"Daniel Craig is urging movie bosses to revolutionize the James Bond franchise by including a gay scene involving the superspy in the follow-up to CASINO ROYALE.

"The heart-throb actor has also reportedly told studio chiefs he is prepared to film a full frontal nude scene to please both his male and female admirers. He says, 'Why not? I think in this day and age, fans would have accepted it.

"'I mean, look at DOCTOR WHO - that has had gay scenes in it and no one blinks an eye.'"

Daniel wants Bond to seduce men as well as women. And he wants to be completely naked.

It's official - - I love him. And want him.



In a related story over at Seduced by the New...

"The British intelligence service MI5 is pushing to recruit more LGBT people to the organization.

"MI5 is being advised by Stonewall, the UK's leading gay equality organization, on how to attract a more diverse range of applicants. The intelligence service also wishes to encourage spies to be more open about their sexuality."

I guess I should move to England so I could join MI5 and have a summer fling with a real-life James Bond.

But alas, I'm here in the US of A. The Land of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell," the foundation of which is basically "We Believe in Honor, But Please, Just Lie to Us and to Yourself" or "If We Don't Talk About It, It Doesn't Exist."

Or as Robert Preston said in Victor/Victoria...

"Kill him but mustn't kiss him."

4 comments:

Michael said...

......boyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyng.

Project Christopher said...

I agree! BBC America has been showing their new series Torchwood and the main character is gay and sleeping his way through the ranks. for part of the first season his staff kept speculating whether he was or not when they finally asked, oh yeah, and i've been shagging your coworker too!
not a batted eye.

of course this country will SHUT DOWN if Bond is the FellatOR instead of FellatEE

Aaron said...

That's a good point...as long as JB was the CATCHER, and not the PITCHER, people would raise holy hell. (In the world of "commercial cinema" the only acceptable man-on-man activity would probably translate to his
passively receiving a hummer in some dingy water-closet somewhere--is that what Daniel means by Bond "seducing men?" I hope not!)

Master Aaron said...

Aw, c'mon, no one can seduce men by just passively allowing to them to...oh, wait...nevermind...:)