The Onion has done it again.
If anyone knows someone who is writing for The Onion's video section, please go down on them. They deserve it. And tell them it's from me.
'Cosmopolitan' Institute Completes Decades-Long Study On How To Please Your Man
Hilarious, but quite frankly, I would love a comprehensive book listing 1,250,444 to please a man.
That would have been the perfect gift for those guys I dated who had no idea how to turn my faucet to get the hot water pouring out.