Sunday, August 24, 2008

My New Favorite Caption Contest #32

This week, there were SEVERAL brilliant captions for Contest #31. Among them Bunny from Down the Rabbit Hole gave us...

"It was another one of those
damn Bea Arthur dreams!"


And here I thought that only I had Bea Arthur dreams. Of course, I refer to mine as nightmares, but still...

Then, Jer from You're Being Ridiculous submitted...

"ok, there's gaydar and
then there's GAYDAR"


I used to have that kind of gaydar in middle school. Only it was in reverse. I got wood whenever I saw a straight guy. It caused a lot of problems. I'm just sayin'...

And my buddy Steve from ...not that there's anything wrong with that! wrote...

"Looks like the turkey is ready . . ."

Love it, Steve. And while I am in love with Philip's "Marco---?," I had to go with a new player for the Caption Contest. Kansastock submitted this caption that really made me laugh...

"Not bad... but you know why black only comes in XL, don't you?"

Funny AND bitchy. Now, that's my kind of caption. Thanks, Kanastock!

The picture for this week's contest is in a similar vein... so to speak...

Aren't straight boys silly when they pretend that they're about to grab their buddy's "woody?" Is this Gay Chicken 2.0 or something?

Stop screwing around, put it in your mouth and be done with it, I say. Give 'em a caption, y'all.

10 comments:

Joie Mayfield said...

Okay, so mine's lame:

Jerry, seen wearing red, invited his new blind friend, Cole, over to his house for a visit. Cole asked Jerry to hand him his walking stick.

EMikeGarcia said...

Nintendo Wii...

You're doing it wrong!

Aaron said...

In an effort to quell Ryan's anxiety over his upcoming driving test, Cody helps him practice the "stick shift" process...

Anatomicsd said...

The Scout Master said we could start a fire if we rubbed two sticks together...

Steve said...

"Ready for docking, Captain . . . "

cb said...

Ok, I'm pissed that you didn't like my Nerf penis comment. I think I need to boycott this one! :-)

Shirley Heezgay! said...

"Dude, I'm serious. You touch it, you suck it."

philip said...

Ball Busters. A family game.

philip said...

Oh wait, I vote for Steve's. Steve's answer is hillarious. I was going to sit here and come up with a bunch of funny lines, but there's no way in hell I'll come up with anything funnier than Steve's.
Stephen, give it him.
A docking pun? Shut up, that's funny.

ATwistedThought said...

I'm afraid your missing the point!