I never really thought of it before, but He-Man is basically wearing a harness.
And an incredibly gay-ass Little Lord Fauntleroy haircut.
Orko is right...
"Dude, I'm telling you. You look super gay."
A gay actor / director / fundraiser / cabaret singer / lesbian-esque guitar player from the hills of East Tennessee, living in Chicago and looking for... wait... what is it I'm looking for again?