I think it's rather obvious why I clicked on an ad and went to this site for Old Spice Double Impact.
All my wildest dreams come true.
The ads are kind of funny and it's strangely hot to see Mr. Tall, Dark and Ab-tastic there have the bottom half of his body turned into a snail, a chesse stick, a cannon...
No joke. A cannon. Go there. Click on it. I dare you.
There's something about his bottom half being a cannon that really... does it... for me...
I think I may have discovered an entirely new genre of gay porn.
Is that a good thing?