And many of you informed me that it looks as though the shirtless boy in the pic is not only uber-drunk - - his blood-alcohol level is somewhere between Amy Winehouse and David Hasselhoff - - but he also seems to be handcuffed.
And if he is naked and handcuffed, I say to the guy in the Polo shirt, "Atta girl!"
This time, a new participant to the Contest submitted two entries that were both absolutely brilliant.
James from Shoeless James first submitted this hilarious caption...
"We are SO going to get it on tonight. Once he's done throwing up."
Which is extremely funny, but makes me think that James perhaps actually overheard those two sentences. About a year ago. In a bathroom. In a bar. Said by me.
But James' winning caption is also funny. And just happens to be my idea of the perfect Saturday night...
Wonderful caption, James! Both of them!
Ain't that always the way? How many "Mr. Online Right Nows" have we met who need to edit the spelling of "Total Top" in their online profile to the letters "P-U-S-H-Y B-O-T-T-O-M?"
The picture for Contest #29 once again is ripe with possibilities. I chose this pic because my brother Jeff actually bought one of these blowup dolphin pool floats for me during our vacation in Hilton Head a couple of years ago.
Did I love it? Hell yes!
Did I mount it and float for hours in the ocean? Of course I did!
Did I notice the stares, the snickers and the mothers who shielded their childrens' eyes as if they were Lot's Wife looking back at Sodom riding on a blowup dolphin? Yeah...
But I was too busy working out the details of a soon-to-be-performed Lars and the Real Girl-esque role playing scene with my own, personal, plastic Flipper.
However, I never made THAT face while I was riding my plastic dolphin. Sure, that was what I was FEELING with my legs wrapped around Flipper, but I didn't show it. I was raised right.
Give this boy a caption. And remind him to always hold on to the handles while humping the blowup dolphin. When you're riding a plastic fish covered in Astroglide, safety first, always!