Thursday, May 29, 2008

Name That Queen

You got the perfect Bedazzled dress, the highest of high heels, a wig teased to Jesus and you just spent more money on Mac makeup than your parents spent on their first house.

You've studied every lyric, every beat, every breath of Pat Suzuki's version of I Enjoy Being a Girl so that your lip syncing will be flawless. You just need one more thing: a drag name.

But with so many great drag names already taken...

... Bera Breast, Sofonda Cox, Kaye Wye, Iona Trailer,
Wisteria Lane, Lois Carmen Denominator, Zsa Zsa Lahore
...

...where can you go for inspiration in the naming of your own, personal drag beast?

The movies.

While I was at the theatre, Philip sent me an email telling me that his new drag name is...

"Crystal Skull"

Coincidentally, the floor manager at Aladdin told me this morning that he watched the movie Teeth, which is about a teenage girl with vagina dentata.

Yep, you guessed it. That's my new drag name...

"Vagina Dentata"

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the vagina...

15 comments:

Polt said...

Hmm, well it's better then Vagina Stimata, right? :)

HUGS...

seriouslyflippant said...

But I hope you shorten it to 'Gina and pronounce the long ee in Vageena. LOL

Brava, Diva.

Shirley Heezgay! said...

Wonderful!

I wondered when some lucky guy was going to snatch that up!

Shirley Heezgay! said...

...pun intended.

whimsical brainpan said...

LOL! Perfect.

Project Christopher said...

Did Miss Pixie Rimjob bring out the inner you??? :)

Anatomicsd said...

That's a name that has some teeth to it.

cb said...

How about "Gyna Bites" instead??

I love Lois Carmen Denominator... that's good!

McCool said...

my ex in mempshit, tn used to go out for Halloween as Gina Lotrimin.

well done tho i think Steph N. Pheckson works too...*grin*

Java said...

Oh honey you do that so well! You are a sexy drag queen! I think the scarier the name, the better. Vagina Dentata is very frightening.

UprightGuy said...

Looks like you were doing "Ladies Who Lunch" there. Another vodka stinger?

UprightGuy said...

You could be one of the triplets. Shewana Mann, Shenita Job and DoeWana Werk.

Aaron said...

You could even have your own little theme song to the tune of "Hakuna Matata," that song from "The Lion King." The syllabic stress is IDENTICAL...

Mark in DE said...

Oh dear lord...

Marsah Dimes

Anonymous said...

What the hell???? Are you singing "Ladies Who Lunch"??

If you aren't.....you need to.


-Alex