Tuesday, May 20, 2008

My New Favorite Caption Contest #23

A few weeks ago, Michael over at Side Effects Include WHAT now? refused to submit a caption for the contest. His reasoning...
"Oh no no no no....I'm not falling for that again. Philip keeps winning......"

So, at the risk of pissing Michael off even more - - even though there were some BRILLIANT captions submitted - - I have to crown Philip the winner once again with his caption for #22...

"Kinda makes Beyonce's mom look tame, doesn't it?"

It was between that caption and two others that Philip submitted...

"It looks innocent enough until you realize they're at a church bake sale."

...and...

"Jesus take the wheel!"

All incredibly clever and hysterical. But what would you expect from a talented playwright like Philip?!? All that and he's hung, too. It's just not fair...

Now, let's see who can knock Philip out of the running with a caption for this pic...

This picture was actually embedded in a spam email that I received. Oddly enough, the spam was about penis size and not gardening. Fascinating...

Deadline for possible captions is this Friday, May 23rd at noon (CST).

19 comments:

Michael said...

Damn damn damn damn.......well color me shocked......

Dana said...

"I don't care that the infection can cause prickly feelings and swelling...I'm finally hung!"

Anatomicsd said...

Well...Hell...why do ya' think they call it a Prick?

If you liked the ribbed condom you're gonna go ape-shit over this.

They said there'd be a little swelling with my new piercings but this is f'in ridiculous.

Stephen L Parker said...

"... and did I mention I have one hell of a french tickler?" ;)

Bunny said...

"Joe may have been generously equipped, but he was a real prick."

Polt said...

......sorry, i'm still kinda stuck on the news that My Philip is well hung......

I'll try for a caption later... :)

HUGS...

Lance Noe said...

1. Well... I figured I AM from Paris, Texas; so I should get me one of them French ticklers!

2. Betcha ya Stephen rader could take it!

erik said...

"The Penis Enlargement pills worked-- with one minor side effect."

Tony said...

"Stop acting like a Prick", giggled his wife as she snapped the picture.

erik said...

"Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, color change, spiny growths, and diarrhea."
"Do not take more than two pills in a twenty-four hour period or unpredictable growth may occur."

Eric said...

Mabel fainted when she finally agreed to trade X-rated pics with PricklyHeat4U after chatting for well over 6 months...needle-ss to say, his hard drive got erased.

Alanda said...

"I'm smiling thru the pain....HELP ME!"


"THIS is why we can't have nice things, Dick!"

philip said...

I hate it when the guy doesn't trim.

Anatomicsd said...

"I told you I've been really thorny lately."

cb said...

I don't care HOW big it is, I ain't sittin' on your prick.

cb said...

Clem considered himself lucky that he wasn't between this particular rock and hard place.

Shirley Heezgay! said...

Even though Stubb knew that he should get to a doctor, his advanced case of Elephantiasis was going to make him more money than the Dionne Quints!

philip said...

With friends like these, who needs enemas?

Brad said...

THis one's from my friend Brad:

"Do they make a cream for this?"

also

"I love you a bushel and a peck."

or

"Professor Plum
In the Desert
With the cactus dick."

or

"ONce you go cactus you never go backtus."

"Just let me stick the head in."

"Impressive, yes. But sadly, they're endangered."

"Indiana Jones and the Cactus of Death."

"Not only am I the president of cactus dick for mn, but I'm also a member."

"Oooo, someone's retaining water."

"Once on a hill was a lonely farmer. . . "

and I'm spent.