Monday, May 19, 2008

"Please cry for me Argentina"

I just saw this image over at Betty Bowers and I kinda love it.

This t-shirt would be perfect to wear to Sidetrack on Showtunes night.

They play the Madonna version of "Don't Cry For Me Argentina"...

...I know, I know... There's no accounting for bad taste...

...and at the very end of the song, all the homos grab paper cocktail napkins and wave them furiously in the air.

Then just as the music swells, everyone throws their napkins in the air and we all squeal like the school girls that we are.

And you thought it was the cornholing that made us sissies. Think again, baby. Think again.

8 comments:

joe*to*hell said...

did you badmouth madonna's version? evil.

Shirley Heezgay! said...

if i had pearls, i'd be clutching them!

Stephen Rader said...

joe*to*hell - Yep, I badmouthed Madonna's version. Because it sucks. And she sucks in the movie. Big time. Sucks. And not in a good way. :)

shirley - I'll loan you my pearls if you'd like. I'm white trash so my pearls are fake, but you can clutch them nonetheless!

Polt said...

Mocking Madonna? Stephen, my love, the gay police are gonna storm into your place and take your gay card back. And no, not even the really cute guy in the too-tight uniform is gonna stay late. he too will look at you with disgust for Mocking THE Madonna.

Whatever were you thinking? :)

HUGS...

ggymeta said...

I used to like Madonna - until that pseudo-colonialist piece of shit write up they did in Vanity Fair. Why yes, Africa needs more wealthy white women to save it from itself. No mention of why Malawi is in the state it's in...heaven forbid we call out the World Foodbank or the Christian-polluted charities running the health programs that wont put condoms into the hands of humans having unsafe sex. No - we need Madonna to visit, adopt a kid, open a school, visit an orphanage...because yes--she dreams of Africa.

Ugh. Save yourself a migraine and do not read that Vanity Fair article.

/rant.

oh - and don't get me started on how I feel about Judiasm being her token religion of choice last year...Do you have any idea how hard it was to get my daughter a good Star Of David necklace? All the little goy-girls and Madge fans just had to sport one...ZOMG, Heeb-couture.

The only way she can redeem herself now is, to let me bang Guy Ritchie...or put out a better CD than this latest shitter.

*grumble*

seriouslyflippant said...

I hope to see you there soon! Now that I've got five minutes, I'm sure Mondays will spent be amongst the chosen ones again.

Shirley Heezgay! said...

Stephen,
I'm so sorry, but I just have to...You don't have to post this if you think it's too hostile.

Tina, with all due respect, and to borrow from Gordon Ramsey:

"you donkey!"

you should really research your facts first...

"...and don't get me started on how I feel about Judiasm being her token religion of choice last year...Do you have any idea how hard it was to get my daughter a good Star Of David necklace? All the little goy-girls and Madge fans just had to sport one...ZOMG, Heeb-couture

The Queen has been studying for many years now. Not just last year. Donkey.

And as for your little girl's Star of David necklace...why didn't she get one at birth? That's Heeb abuse.

I seriously doubt that there was a worldwide mass shortage of Star necklaces. Maybe that shortage was just within your reality.

Donkey.

cb said...

Things at Showtune Sunday at the Eagle are a little less dram-tacular... but still pretty gay.

And M-Dollah's version of everything in Evita was utter crap.