I just saw this image over at Betty Bowers and I kinda love it.
This t-shirt would be perfect to wear to Sidetrack on Showtunes night.
They play the Madonna version of "Don't Cry For Me Argentina"...
...I know, I know... There's no accounting for bad taste...
...and at the very end of the song, all the homos grab paper cocktail napkins and wave them furiously in the air.
Then just as the music swells, everyone throws their napkins in the air and we all squeal like the school girls that we are.
And you thought it was the cornholing that made us sissies. Think again, baby. Think again.