I wish this delay was the result of my being tied up - - metaphorically and literally - - at IML this past weekend, but no such luck. Blue makeup and chaps just don't go together. Who knew?
Anyway, there were SO MANY hilarious options that I had to award a couple of runners-up. Just in case the winner can't fulfill the duties of the office.
First is this caption from my buddy Alanda Coon over at It's Coon Time! Simple and so brilliantly funny...
"THIS is why we can't have nice things, Dick!"
Next is this caption from my friend Lance at Yokel Boy Makes Good. This one strikes a little too close to home...
"Betcha ya Stephen Rader could take it!"
It's funny, Lance. It's funny because it's true. Gives a new meaning to a porn produced by Hot Desert Knights, doesn't it?
But my favorite caption came from Philip's friend Brad. Whether he's a "friend-friend" or "euphemism-friend" is anybody's guess, but either way, Brad's caption is fantastic.
In the Desert
With the cactus dick."
So congratulations to the dlever and witty Brad. Philip, if he's gay, single and has a trick pelvis, have him call me STAT!
I'm hungry for love. Set the table. Which brings me to this week's picture in need of a caption.
It's a little bit - - no it's a WHOLE LOT - - less obvious than last week's picture, but the look on the boy in the middle's face is BEGGING for a caption to help us understand what's causing his tongue to loll so damn far out of his mouth. I mean, I his tongue hanging out like a dog in heat, but...
Whatever he's staring at, he wants it. BAD. It's like Hilary gazing out over a pack of "as yet undecided" Super Delegates. Yeah, THAT badly. "Want" turned into serious "Need."
Since it's rather late in the week, the deadline for possible captions is this Sunday, June 1st at noon (CST).