Monday, May 12, 2008

My New Favorite Caption Contest #22

What does it say about the world in which we live when more captions are submitted for a picture of Donald Duck stepping on an Asian child's head than for a picture of a guy poised to slap his naked buddy's ass?

I'm not quite sure, but I do know that any man who can take the latter picture and add a caption that contains references to both The Wizard of Oz and the Atkins Diet is my kind of man!

The Caption Contest Winner for Contest #21 is from Anatomicsd..

"Bad Toto, Bad Toto! I told you no Carbs this month!"

Love it, Anatomicsd. Love it!

The picture for Contest #23 is one of my favorites. I believe that I have posted it somewhere in this blog before, because a snapshot like this needs to be seen as frequently as possible.

Disturbing, intriguing and yet highly erotic, isn't it? Then again, a tight body and a wrestling singlet makes almost anything highly erotic. No, it makes EVERYTHING highly erotic.

Give this little slice of crazy a caption. Deadline for possible captions is this Friday, May 16th at noon (CST).

P.S. Anatomicsd - If you have a blog, send me the link so I add it here and check it out. Or you out. Or whatever. I'm easy...


Anonymous said...

I'm unclear on the event in which this is the dress code and at which spanking nude boys in ties is expected, but clearly, I don't get out nearly enough.

Anatomicsd said...

"Just a few minor adjustments and we'll have her working good as new..."

Anatomicsd said...

P.S. It's Please feel free to stop by anytime.

Eric said...

I've got a couple:

Dad, you're embarrassing me in front of my friends again.

Please cough.

Are you sure you have two testicles?

You really should shave before your next match.

A deeper look at Father/Son tag team wrestling.

i think that's all for now ;)

cb said...

You still have any of that apple pie left down here son?

whimsical brainpan said...

Don't worry son, this is all part of the training.

Anatomicsd said...

"When I told you to cut weight I didn't have THAT in mind!"

Lance Noe said...

"Just keep searching son, eventually you will find it!"

Polt said...

"Dad you're embarrasing me in front of my friends"


Let me..what can i come up with...

"I dont know where I left my dentures, I just have to check everywhere my mouth has been."

"Um, no Coach, even though I left my jock at home, I don't think your hand is a suitable subsitute."

"Look Tyler, that guy's much better than you, but maybe if we send you out on the mat with a hard-on, it'll freak him out, and he'll forfeit!"

"Coach, I think thumb wrestling means we BOTH use our thumbs..."


Shirley Heezgay! said...

love the hardon freakout.

cb's touches on mine:

"So when I get out there, Coach...what the--??? You're Eugene Levy!!!"

"You're right, Coach Levy, that IS a great place to keep my Bluetooth during matches!"

philip said...

I think my comment on the donald pic works for the boy slapping the naked assed boy as well.
Try it, it works.

philip said...

"Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of your pants!"

"A sneak peak at Disney's High School Musical Three: Back in the Saddle!"

"Bunny jumps over the river. Bunny goes under the pass. Bunny jumps through the hole aaaaand pull tight. THAT's how you make a bow."

"It's okay, they both have Russian accents."

"It looks innocent enough until you realize they're at a church bake sale."

"Jesus take the wheel!"

"-Hi, I'm a PC.
-And I'm a Mac."

"See, son? And you didn't think we'd have time before the match to use our new cordless flat iron."

"I don't care what's going on here, I would drink that man's bathwater! And the kid in the singlet's okay, too."

"One spandex singlet: $50
Airline tickets from Minsk: $400.
Admission to the tournament: $30Getting your championship ring caught in your protege's pubes: priceless."

"Never go into the ring with a loaded cannon."

"A photo from the jury selection process of singer R. Kelly's trial."

"Iucgh, theme parties."

"Well if SOMEBODY would trim every once in a while, I would have already found it by now!!"

"I left my cup at home. Is it okay if I wear my dad?"

"Oh, you don't have to worry about Coach Bobby. He's also our youth minister."

"I'm gonna need some duct tape. STAT!"

"Young Billy learned an important lesson that day: when given the option, don't pick 'DARE'."

"Apparently true love is blind."

"Kinda makes Beyonce's mom look tame, doesn't it?"

"That Gary! He's great on the mat, but Coach says he's a real handful."

Shirley Heezgay! said...

"Uh, cold hands are not the same as an ice pack, Coach."

philip said...

"I can make a hat
I can make a broach.
I can make a pteridactyl!"

Java said...

My favorite so far: Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of your pants!

I got nuthin', but I can vote, can't I?