tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post1683319061502144462..comments2023-08-09T10:03:33.063-05:00Comments on Are You There, Blog? It's Me, Stephen: My New Favorite Caption Contest #31Stephen R.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05119958421791710858noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-71524829279159740022008-08-21T16:47:00.000-05:002008-08-21T16:47:00.000-05:00Looks like the turkey is ready . . .Looks like the turkey is ready . . .Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15276509717874297259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-58652937308119094082008-08-20T00:06:00.000-05:002008-08-20T00:06:00.000-05:00DUDE! I don't care how hot it isor how good that f...DUDE! I don't care how hot it is<BR/>or how good that feels! I told you I'm not eating Jiffy-Pop you cooked in your shorts!Mike Ellis, The Jolly Reprobatehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10881457605478808478noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-18608481719418803582008-08-19T20:21:00.000-05:002008-08-19T20:21:00.000-05:00-Surf's up. And so is Ted.-Who doesn't love a tar...-Surf's up. And so is Ted.<BR/><BR/>-Who doesn't love a tart at the beach?<BR/><BR/>-It's a sad day when you wake up and realize you can no longer see your toes.<BR/><BR/>-The tide is high, and I'm holding on.. .<BR/><BR/>-It's amazing, really. They shot that whole thing on a sound studio. <BR/><BR/>-How embarssing! Someone's got total Cankles!<BR/><BR/>-Oh, I have that video. Meh.<BR/><BR/>-Beach Blanket Bimbo.<BR/><BR/>-Marco---?<BR/><BR/>-I TOLD you. THIS is why you wait fifteen minutes after eating before swimming. <BR/><BR/>-"Excuse me, kind sir. Which way to the parasailing?"philiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08680964421573931947noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-4045030798784852392008-08-19T19:57:00.000-05:002008-08-19T19:57:00.000-05:00I learned it from watching YOU!!!!I learned it from watching YOU!!!!philiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08680964421573931947noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-8985932787805967372008-08-19T17:31:00.000-05:002008-08-19T17:31:00.000-05:00Ok...when I saw the guy with the hard-on, for some...Ok...when I saw the guy with the hard-on, for some reason I first thought of the movie Aliens where the alien would rip out of your chest...as if the alien was ripping out of his crotch, lol.<BR/><BR/>So, from the quotes for Aliens -- this is the best caption I could come up with --<BR/><BR/>"Oh dear Lord Jesus, this ain't happening, man... This can't be happening, man! This isn't happening! "<BR/><BR/>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090605/quotesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-7416263343016275402008-08-19T13:06:00.000-05:002008-08-19T13:06:00.000-05:00Oh damn, not that again.Oh damn, not that again.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16407410381010397680noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-42645683319446766062008-08-19T12:58:00.000-05:002008-08-19T12:58:00.000-05:00Aw I was so sure I'd win! Oh well. Gotta think of ...Aw I was so sure I'd win! Oh well. Gotta think of one for this week....the joyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05802618412868607142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-5341136339821014602008-08-19T04:19:00.000-05:002008-08-19T04:19:00.000-05:00Frankie: Dude, where did you put that pill I asked...Frankie: Dude, where did you put that pill I asked you to hold on to?<BR/><BR/>Johnnie: Um.......what time is it?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-13669085984114183742008-08-19T00:21:00.000-05:002008-08-19T00:21:00.000-05:00He was the Pied Piper of Penises.He was the Pied Piper of Penises.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-3873831932213347022008-08-18T23:23:00.000-05:002008-08-18T23:23:00.000-05:00ok, there's gaydar and then there's GAYDARok, there's gaydar and then there's GAYDARjerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08119156456337908242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-92076776562087218302008-08-18T20:02:00.000-05:002008-08-18T20:02:00.000-05:00Tommy traveled the globe studying epic erections, ...Tommy traveled the globe studying epic erections, but the memory of that summer by the shore held his favorite of all.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-32150379944702616722008-08-18T18:45:00.000-05:002008-08-18T18:45:00.000-05:00***theme from Jaws***or "It was another one of tho...<I>***theme from Jaws***</I><BR/><BR/>or <BR/><BR/>"It was another one of those damn Bea Arthur dreams!"Bunnyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12955817346800123054noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-82560610343105718262008-08-18T18:28:00.000-05:002008-08-18T18:28:00.000-05:00Sorry Dude, but without some help this is as big a...Sorry Dude, but without some help this is as big as it is gonna get!Dennis Wayne Morgan Photographyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16212825202923087956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-25436209533698589062008-08-18T16:50:00.000-05:002008-08-18T16:50:00.000-05:00"That's NOT the kind of crabs I was talking about!..."That's NOT the kind of crabs I was talking about!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-44604374496338754892008-08-18T16:32:00.000-05:002008-08-18T16:32:00.000-05:00"That little blue pill you gave me earlier WAS ecs..."That little blue pill you gave me earlier WAS ecstacy, right?"<BR/><BR/>"Hearing the Stephen Rader was coming to Hilton Head, Ricky prepared himself and got in line first."<BR/><BR/>Lee knew that Ricky had the bigger penis, but he hated it when Ricky was just showing off.<BR/><BR/>"You sure this is the best way to pick up girls at the beach, man?"<BR/><BR/>"I can't help it, dude, you KNOW how much seagulls turn me on!"<BR/><BR/>HUGS...Polthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16480544010972209436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-6014519973071114762008-08-18T15:56:00.000-05:002008-08-18T15:56:00.000-05:00Not bad... but you know why black only comes in XL...Not bad... but you know why black only comes in XL, don't you?kansastockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07281549714279668373noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13145005.post-42603705819027588332008-08-18T13:51:00.000-05:002008-08-18T13:51:00.000-05:00I love Joy's caption! It's so funny that she think...I love Joy's caption! It's so funny that she thinks you'd be on THAT side of him....<BR/>(think about it...)Project Christopherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09146355739253474445noreply@blogger.com